Definitions by Dubiks

Supermanned 

When your drunk and jump off a ledge with the belief you can fly

Matt was drunk and supermanned off the porch thinking he was fgonna fly

Supermanned by Dubiks December 16, 2018

Digital penetration 

When you shove an iPhone up someone’s asshole or pussy

Person: Yeah I performed digital penetration with Karla’s ass last nite it was sexy af

Digital penetration by Dubiks December 15, 2018

Earth 

Something we are fucking up right now

The human race is fucking up the Earth by overpopulation and pollution.

Earth by Dubiks December 14, 2018

Seattle 

The place that almost never precipitates whenever it hits below 32 degrees.

That's why it rarely ever snows in Seattle in the winter time, because it's always the coldest when there aren't any clouds in the sky.

Seattle by Dubiks December 13, 2018

depression 

An evil even Lucifer himself wouldn't wish upon anyone.

satan: "So, how is your time in hell?"
Me: "Not that great. I'm dealing with major depression right now."
satan: "Oh shit! Sorry to hear that."
Me: "Yeah I've been dealing with it for a couple of years now so."
satan: "Damn! well I'll make sure to take it easy on the torturing with you since you're already going through enough."
Me: "Thanks."

depression by Dubiks December 13, 2018

swearing police 

Something I'm glad does not exist.

Fuck the swearing police!

swearing police by Dubiks December 12, 2018

South Park

The show that is allowed to joke about a person eating his dead parents but is not allowed to say a word we all hear every single day.

Why do adult shows like South Park keep censoring the word "fuck" even though they already show stuff that is way more disturbing and offensive?

South Park by Dubiks December 11, 2018