An app where underage girls pose as 20 year olds in which middle age men will end up trying to have sex with them
middle aged man: dude I just met this hot chick on Tik Tok
Me: Bruh, she’s 12
middle aged man: oh shit! Meh I’d still tap dat
Me: Bruh, she’s 12
middle aged man: oh shit! Meh I’d still tap dat
by Dubiks April 24, 2019
Michael understood that buying the chicken meant supporting all of the mass incarceration of chickens that are happening. He's woke af
by Dubiks January 19, 2019
The game that everyone thought would be another shitty cash grab, but ended up being one of the best Call of Duty games out there.
Black Ops 4 kicks ass.
by Dubiks February 04, 2019
Another torture device schools have that deafens the ears of already suffering children as if they're not already suffering enough.
by Dubiks March 20, 2019
The month you were born in. This month often includes drinking and smoking til you pass out all while wearing your almighty birthday suit.
by Dubiks December 22, 2018
The war on drugs is a terrible excuse of an effort that promotes racism and incarceration of minority groups.
by Dubiks November 28, 2018
An essay where highschoolers have to boast about how awesome they are in order to get into the colleges they want. The harder they boast the more likely they'll get accepted.
Average college essay: I think that I'm capable of of becoming a college student because I'm a hard worker. I played JV tennis and put in a lot of effort while playing. I have a 3.2 gpa and worked hard to pass all of my classes in order to graduate. I have the capability of working hard no matter what.
Harvard college essay: I invented a cure for Cancer, Aids, and Gonorrhea. I helped rebuild an entire village in Africa in under 2 weeks. I'm the president in 12 different clubs and have been for over 2 years. I scored a 36 on the ACT and got 5's on all of the 10 AP classes I took. I'm also running a small solar panel business and am helping to save the environment. I've won the National robotics tournament 3 times and am the face of robotics. I'm the best at everything. I'M A GOD!!!
Harvard college essay: I invented a cure for Cancer, Aids, and Gonorrhea. I helped rebuild an entire village in Africa in under 2 weeks. I'm the president in 12 different clubs and have been for over 2 years. I scored a 36 on the ACT and got 5's on all of the 10 AP classes I took. I'm also running a small solar panel business and am helping to save the environment. I've won the National robotics tournament 3 times and am the face of robotics. I'm the best at everything. I'M A GOD!!!
by Dubiks October 26, 2018