Saint Patrick’s day

A holiday that promotes discrimination against people who don’t wear green

People who don’t wear green get treated unfairly on Saint Patrick’s day

by Dubiks December 24, 2018

⚗️

Me: Dude pass the bong my nibba
Nibba: (passes ⚗️)
Me: 🔥⚗️ (cough cough cough)

by Dubiks May 21, 2019

The month where you stop devoting your time to Jesus from Just Jesus January and fap to your heart's content.

*example of Free Fap February*
(January 31st)
person: Praise Jesus!
(February 1st)
person: Fuck you Jesus, I'm going atheist in this bitch now!

by Dubiks January 31, 2019

The government is always trying to find new ways to invade our privacy to the point where it is impossible to not be watched.

by Dubiks October 29, 2018

When you shove an iPhone up someone’s asshole or pussy

Person: Yeah I performed digital penetration with Karla’s ass last nite it was sexy af

by Dubiks December 15, 2018

Santa's orgasm

Santa yells "Ho Ho Ho" as he spreads his Christmas cheer.

by Dubiks December 07, 2018

Dreams most likely will never come true because life is a bitch like that

by Dubiks March 20, 2019