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Definitions by Dubiks

Teacher's pet 

That annoying little shit in your class who tattles on you for the dumbest shit. They act super nice toward teachers while acting like complete dicks toward the other students. Teacher's pets are often hated by their classmates for being annoying as fuck and for acting superior to other students when in reality they're the ones kissing the teacher's asses.
Me: fuck (says it quietly)
teacher's pet: mr. bates he said the f word
mr. bates (to Me): That's detention for you trouble maker. You know only adults are allowed to use that word
Me: (flips off teacher's pet while walking out)
Teacher's pet by Dubiks January 29, 2019
A dance where you take many shots of strong alcohol and dance until you either throw up or pass out
I was doin the alc last night at my friends party
The alc by Dubiks January 29, 2019

conservacunt 

An ignorant piece of shit who denies obvious facts and believes in whatever the bible tells them
A conservacunt was yelling that gays should burn in hell before I drop kicked that fucking cunt
conservacunt by Dubiks January 28, 2019

Poseidon Powder 

Cocaine mixed with crushed ecstasy
I had some Poseidon Powder at that party and it was wicked
Poseidon Powder by Dubiks January 25, 2019
The curb chocked the car
chocked by Dubiks January 25, 2019

phimming 

When you force phimosis on your penis, in which you pull the foreskin over your cock
I started phimming when that ugly girl walked by
phimming by Dubiks January 25, 2019

Martin Luther King 

The reason why racism is much less common against African Americans nowadays than it was in the 1950s. Also a mothafucka to respect 😎😎😎
white person: damnit, why did Martin Luther King have to fight for civil rights and shit. I wish it was the good ol days when black people were treated like shit while we had all the nice money and hos
black person: well too bad mothafucka
Martin Luther King by Dubiks January 21, 2019