Definitions by DuKe

Limpfant 

When you are masturbating with the television on and a commercial comes on with a baby in it, effectively ruining your self-touch session and causing limpness.

During last night's episode of Roswell, I nearly cranked off to Katherine Heigl until a huggies commercial came on and I got a limpfant.

Limpfant by Duke January 22, 2003

Syracuse Orangeman 

Going down on a girl after eating cheetos, so her muff looks like the furry Syracuse University mascott Otto.

That girl needs to wash up after that Syracuse Orangeman I gave her.

Syracuse Orangeman by Duke January 22, 2003

Cranky Ass 

The same as swamp ass where your ass sweats so much it gets damp and nasty in the buttular section.

I got a serious case of cranky ass sitting in that warm chair all day.

Cranky Ass by Duke January 22, 2003

Gravel Driveway 

The snatch hair of a girl that shaves frequently. It gets so thick, moving along it feels like rolling around in a gravel driveway

Sharon's gravel driveway tore through the front of her Mickey Mouse thong.

Gravel Driveway by Duke January 22, 2003

residew 

That rank smell a friend with swamp ass can leave on one of your chairs after sitting in it.

Bob shit his pants and left the nastiest residew.

residew by Duke January 22, 2003

uhholy low-five 

When walking in a line or near others, your arm accidentally dangles into the junk of another person.

Whoops! I didn't mean to give you the unholy low-five here in this DMV line. My bad.

uhholy low-five by Duke January 22, 2003

Bruckheimer Principle 

In a movie, every frame must provide something usable in the film trailer.

The movies "Armageddon" and "Kangaroo Jack" were awful because they followed the Bruckheimer Principle

Bruckheimer Principle by Duke January 22, 2003