Definitions by Dry Rubber Chicken
Strawberry Mist
1.) A tasty flavor of frosting available commercially.
2.) Vaginal flatulence with high moisture or particulate content that occurs during the course of menstruation.
2.) Vaginal flatulence with high moisture or particulate content that occurs during the course of menstruation.
I want yellow cake with strawberry mist frosting!
No man, it happened back when I was still in high school.She squatted over me while I was sleeping and hit me with the strawberry mist. I still can't sleep at night.
No man, it happened back when I was still in high school.She squatted over me while I was sleeping and hit me with the strawberry mist. I still can't sleep at night.
Strawberry Mist by Dry Rubber Chicken August 18, 2010
Depressant
depressant
1. A chemical or substance that depresses the nervous system. e.g. alcohol.Often addictive.
2. A person who ruins everyone elses fun.
3. A relationship.
4. A member of the opposite sex.
1. A chemical or substance that depresses the nervous system. e.g. alcohol.Often addictive.
2. A person who ruins everyone elses fun.
3. A relationship.
4. A member of the opposite sex.
John-"Hey whats wrong with you Timmy?"
Timmy-"I am full of this depressant," Points to a bottle of cheap vodka, "Because I'm still living with this depressant." points to expensive, unloving woman.
Timmy-"I am full of this depressant," Points to a bottle of cheap vodka, "Because I'm still living with this depressant." points to expensive, unloving woman.
Depressant by Dry Rubber Chicken July 23, 2010
Oral Sex
oral sex
1: The direct result of expensive jewelry, such as a tennis bracelet or engagement ring. May also result from the purchase of the football package or dressing up to look like a female stranger.
2: A man or a woman causing sexual pleasure, preferably to the point of orgasm using primarily their mouth.
3:When married couples only form of sexual intimacy comes in the form of shouting 'Fuck You!' from down a hallway.
1: The direct result of expensive jewelry, such as a tennis bracelet or engagement ring. May also result from the purchase of the football package or dressing up to look like a female stranger.
2: A man or a woman causing sexual pleasure, preferably to the point of orgasm using primarily their mouth.
3:When married couples only form of sexual intimacy comes in the form of shouting 'Fuck You!' from down a hallway.
Sheila-"Why are we shopping for a new gaming console for your man?"
Tara-"We're not, were shopping for a weeks worth of oral sex."
Jewelry Salesman -"What can we help you with today sir?"
Sir Timothy- "I am looking to buy about a month of oral sex."
Jewelry Salesman - "Excellent, let me get my keys so I can bring out the private selection."
She performed oral sex on me until I ejaculated in her nag hole!
We had oral sex last night for about twenty minutes before my throat got so sore I couldn't scream at him to go fuck himself anymore.
Tara-"We're not, were shopping for a weeks worth of oral sex."
Jewelry Salesman -"What can we help you with today sir?"
Sir Timothy- "I am looking to buy about a month of oral sex."
Jewelry Salesman - "Excellent, let me get my keys so I can bring out the private selection."
She performed oral sex on me until I ejaculated in her nag hole!
We had oral sex last night for about twenty minutes before my throat got so sore I couldn't scream at him to go fuck himself anymore.
Oral Sex by Dry Rubber Chicken July 23, 2010
...and so the universe began.
An exclamation following a flatulence that most likely contained large amounts of gas and particulate matter under heat and pressure.
A casual phrasing to laud one's expulsion of hot, moist and unsanitary bodily gasses.
A casual phrasing to laud one's expulsion of hot, moist and unsanitary bodily gasses.
After releasing a large, loud and wet volume of air from ones bowels, they may say "....and so the universe began."
See also "FudgeHorn!"
See also "FudgeHorn!"
...and so the universe began. by Dry Rubber Chicken July 22, 2010
erection
1: A man doing something wrong.
2: The precursor to females getting something she doesn't deserve.
3: According to modern feminism, a synonym for impending rape, which is also a synonym for consensual sex, including sex which has been initiated and asked for by a women.
4: The source of weakness in men.
5: The one thing every women wants to see banned, burned and bashed.
6: An hourly occurrence for me at work.
2: The precursor to females getting something she doesn't deserve.
3: According to modern feminism, a synonym for impending rape, which is also a synonym for consensual sex, including sex which has been initiated and asked for by a women.
4: The source of weakness in men.
5: The one thing every women wants to see banned, burned and bashed.
6: An hourly occurrence for me at work.
Gloria-"That dirty bastard had an erection with you! On yoru honeymoon? Girl let me tell you, he raped you, he used hsi erection on you."
Frank-"I know, I know I'm stupid and I should have just thrown her off the building for saying that, but I had an erection."
Sheila and Tamra-"If we could only cure the common erection, the world would be perfect."
Angelina-"My husband claims he loves me, but then he gets an erection."
Frank-"I know, I know I'm stupid and I should have just thrown her off the building for saying that, but I had an erection."
Sheila and Tamra-"If we could only cure the common erection, the world would be perfect."
Angelina-"My husband claims he loves me, but then he gets an erection."
erection by Dry Rubber Chicken July 22, 2010
Car Club
1: A cover story for gay Latino and Asian men to congregate in the middle of no where and bend over in front of each other while presenting a machismo facade to any passers by.
Formerly known as: The Rest Stop Crowd.
2: A group of men who women hang around with so they can ride in overcompensationmobiles without running the risk of having to put out.
Formerly known as: The Rest Stop Crowd.
2: A group of men who women hang around with so they can ride in overcompensationmobiles without running the risk of having to put out.
1 & 2
She hangs out at with the Car Club so she can ride around in fast cars and occasionally see a cholo give head to a ninja.
She hangs out at with the Car Club so she can ride around in fast cars and occasionally see a cholo give head to a ninja.
Car Club by Dry Rubber Chicken July 22, 2010
Vagina
1: The root of all pain and evil.
2: The worst friend a penis can ever have.
3: The sole reason men endure abuse above a certain level.
4: The antidote for rational thinking and human decency.
5: Nothing a man can't live without.
6: What women use to define themselves, also what they use to harm men.
7: An excuse for anything a woman does, or if it pleases her the reason a man victimized her (aka something other than what she told him to)
8: A source of orgasm not attached to a mans arm.
2: The worst friend a penis can ever have.
3: The sole reason men endure abuse above a certain level.
4: The antidote for rational thinking and human decency.
5: Nothing a man can't live without.
6: What women use to define themselves, also what they use to harm men.
7: An excuse for anything a woman does, or if it pleases her the reason a man victimized her (aka something other than what she told him to)
8: A source of orgasm not attached to a mans arm.
Kathryn used her vagina to seduce Timothy, who later regretted it and broke off the entanglement. Afterward Kathryn said he abused her because she had a vagina.
Any responsibility for her role in things was excused because she has a vagina.
Any responsibility for her role in things was excused because she has a vagina.
Vagina by Dry Rubber Chicken July 22, 2010