Definitions by Drpun

Hollywood Balloon Knot

When someone, probably in the porn business, gets their butthole botoxed so it's silky smooth and wrinkle free.

I bought 5 new pornos yesterday and in all 5 the girls obviously had a Hollywood balloon knot. Even one of the dudes had one.

Hollywood Balloon Knot by Drpun May 16, 2009

North Dakota Meat Camera 

A pin sized web camera inserted into the eye of a penis facing outwards that has a live stream running 24 hours a day.

That North Dakota meat camera I installed yesterday was the best investment I ever made. Now you see what my dick sees.

North Dakota Meat Camera by Drpun May 16, 2009

Caribbean Chipotlie Dance

A worker needs to get ahead at his job so he has to give a special blow job to his manager. It only works on older managers that have a hard time getting an erection. The worker has so suck on the dick and at the same time stimulate the manager's asshole by tickling it with his fingers stretched upwards and always in motion.

Bill wasn't getting enough hours for the work week and he knew the only way to get what he needed was to perform a Caribbean Chipotlie Dance on his manager. Afterwords Bill had overtime for the next month.

Caribbean Chipotlie Dance by Drpun May 16, 2009