Dried Crumbled Dead Leaves's definitions
A cute white monkey stuffed animal. Is very loyal and sweet. Always, by your side and is your favorite sleeping companion. Very adorable, innocent and precious.
by Dried Crumbled Dead Leaves April 6, 2019
Get the Monolymug. A fucking bitch, who looks like a frog. She is also an ugly and hideous fifteen year old twit. Started bullying people since the third grade and is still continuing. Only dumb and desperate people like her, no smart and intelligent person likes her. Taylor's favorite drink is her urine, menstrual blood, vomit and saliva mixed all together, so nasty.
Guy 1: Why is Taylor masturbating, isn't she a girl?
Guy 2: She thinks she was born with a cut off penis and is trying to bring it back, by grinding her vagina.
Guy 1: Wow, what a loser!
Guy 2: She thinks she was born with a cut off penis and is trying to bring it back, by grinding her vagina.
Guy 1: Wow, what a loser!
by Dried Crumbled Dead Leaves April 6, 2019
Get the Taylormug. Fooled everyone for more than 24 hours and they were all wondering who it was behind the screen because they had nothing else to do. Dasha wrecked everyone and told them the truth of how the RIGHT wing is, well the RIGHT path. Also said about how democraps and libtards are deranged and those morons couldn’t handle the truth and cried like a baby.
by Dried Crumbled Dead Leaves August 26, 2020
Get the Dashamug. An adorable cavalier king charles spaniel. She is so loyal, sweet, fun, playful and brings joy to everyone! The thing is, she is stuck living with a fat and abusive man. The poor doggy needs to be rescued, someone save her :(
by Dried Crumbled Dead Leaves April 6, 2019
Get the Artemismug. An Irish loser who likes to join in with the bullies. Sucks at playing basketball and believes rumors, because he is a fucking twit.
by Dried Crumbled Dead Leaves April 6, 2019
Get the Theomug. A mistake I did a few years ago by meeting these awful people who I regret with all my might and even though I haven’t made contact with them for a long time, they are sometimes on my mind and it is so annoying because it is irrelevant and causes my stress. I just want to rip my brain out.
by Dried Crumbled Dead Leaves August 26, 2020
Get the Unwanted Thoughtsmug. Someone who has good taste and gets made fun of it, because people are uncultured swines and weebs are men of culture.
by Dried Crumbled Dead Leaves August 26, 2020
Get the Weebmug.