Dried Crumbled Dead Leaves's definitions

Chrissa

A really hot and sexy girl who smells very good. Has huge and bouncy breasts. Also, has a nice big ass that you want to smack so hard. She has long and skinny fingers you want to suck on. Is also, a freak in the sheets. Chrissa has juicy and plumpy lips, with a very long tongue. Her eyebrows are on fleek and she is the most perfect lady in the entire world. Boys, be prepared!

Boy 1: I had sex with Chrissa last night, my dick felt so comfortable in her pussy.
Boy 2: Way to go bro, you're so lucky, that you are with that chick.

by Dried Crumbled Dead Leaves April 6, 2019

Safari

A shy, cute and gentle bengal cat. Has big eyes and licks everyone, to show her compassion. Very adorable and precious.

Can I please hold Safari?

by Dried Crumbled Dead Leaves April 6, 2019

Monoly

A cute white monkey stuffed animal. Is very loyal and sweet. Always, by your side and is your favorite sleeping companion. Very adorable, innocent and precious.

I love you Monoly! I could never ever replace you!

by Dried Crumbled Dead Leaves April 6, 2019

Theo

An Irish loser who likes to join in with the bullies. Sucks at playing basketball and believes rumors, because he is a fucking twit.

Look at that idiot Theo, jerking off when he seeks flies swarming around the trashcan.

by Dried Crumbled Dead Leaves April 6, 2019

Dasha

Fooled everyone for more than 24 hours and they were all wondering who it was behind the screen because they had nothing else to do. Dasha wrecked everyone and told them the truth of how the RIGHT wing is, well the RIGHT path. Also said about how democraps and libtards are deranged and those morons couldn’t handle the truth and cried like a baby.

Dasha is not over yet and will come back for more

by Dried Crumbled Dead Leaves August 26, 2020

Unwanted Thoughts

A mistake I did a few years ago by meeting these awful people who I regret with all my might and even though I haven’t made contact with them for a long time, they are sometimes on my mind and it is so annoying because it is irrelevant and causes my stress. I just want to rip my brain out.

Unwanted thoughts, no one wants you here, so fuck off dammit

by Dried Crumbled Dead Leaves August 26, 2020

Billie Eilish

An idiot who brags about having depression and enjoys being the edgy icon to brainless young girls and they take it very seriously.

Billie Eilish is not the bad guy, just a bad singer, she will never be seen in a crown and no one gives her damn about her ocean eyes.

by Dried Crumbled Dead Leaves August 26, 2020