big pimpin'

to be in possession of a very large or emerging pimple, sometimes red, sometimes purple

R: Yo, I've been big pimpin' for days.
J: It's time for the 'tane!
R: Word.

by Dreamz April 15, 2009

cheat the sheet

to leave work early, but put down a later departure on your timesheet so you don’t get in trouble.

Guy 1: Did your boss let you bounce early?
Guy 2: Nah man, but it was New Year’s Eve so I had to cheat the sheet at least a couple of hours, yo.

by Dreamz January 14, 2008

cheat the sheet

to leave work early, but put down a later departure on your timesheet so you don’t get in trouble.

Guy 1: Did your boss let you bounce early?
Guy 2: Nah man, but it was New Year’s Eve and he wasn’t there so I had to cheat the sheet at least a couple of hours, yo.

by Dreamz December 31, 2007

Pornocchio

A person who embellishes their sexcapades to sound cooler.

Guy 1: "Did Tommy tell you about his all-nighter with that hot chick from the bar last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah right dude, he's such a pornocchio. She told me nothing happened."

by Dreamz August 21, 2008

Pornocchio

A person who embellishes their sexcapades to sound cooler.

Guy 1: "Did Tommy tell you about his all-nighter with that hot chick from the bar last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah right dude, he's such a pornocchio. She told me nothing happened."

by Dreamz September 16, 2008

Shomarr

Shomarr - A child named after a planet, name is most likely pronounced, “Sha-Mar”. Usually falls in love with people named after the letter “D”
A Queen.

“Shomarr literally told me what she said.”

“Shomarr is the best at what they do!”

by Dreamz November 23, 2021

crudiculous

ridiculously cruddy; can be used to describe the way one feels or a place.

Example 1
Girl 1: You haven't been to work in 3 days! What's wrong with you?
Girl 2: Leave me alone. I feel crudiculous from this cold!

Example 2
Girl 1: So, are you gonna date Ted?
Girl 2: Yeah, right. Have you seen his apartment? It's crudiculous.

by Dreamz April 07, 2009