Dream Creamer's definitions

cry shitting

The act of straining so hard whilst shitting that you slowly weep, putting everyone else in the bathroom in an awkward situation

Person 1: Dude dont go in that bathroom I heard someone cry shitting.
Person 2: Should we ask if he's ok?
Person 1: Naw that'd be too weird.

by Dream Creamer May 18, 2017

Dream Cream

That stain you find on your bed sheets after waking up from "that" dream.

Person 1: Bruh did someone spill milk on yo bed or somethin?
Person 2: Naw dog, dats dat dream cream.

by Dream Creamer November 19, 2016

Splaturn

Created when a shit is so explosive it leaves marks in the bowl.

Person 1:"Oh my god bro someone created splaturn in here!"
Person 2:"Probably should've flushed twice."

by Dream Creamer June 19, 2017

Blacktivities

Activities occurring from a group of black people. Usually innocent yet concerning to white people.

Person 1: Woah three black people walked into that house within the last 10 minutes.
Person 2: Might wanna call the police and report these suspicious blacktivities.

by Dream Creamer April 18, 2018

Pleef

The act of queefing out of your penis.

Once Jessica took her mouth off my dick I let out the loudest pleef.

by Dream Creamer January 19, 2017

Spips

A word equivalent to a pirate's use of "a argh". Can be used to replace any word in casual conversation (noun, verb, adjective).

"Hey Spips bring me that wrench."

"Boy you're lucky I don't beat the spips out of yah."

"Be careful parking the spips."

by Dream Creamer June 19, 2017

Yogurt Ropes

That string that hangs off her face after you bust on it.

Person 1: Was Tammy hanging out with spiderman last night her something?
Person 2: No that was me, I gave her yogurt ropes.

by Dream Creamer February 5, 2017