Dragonwolf's definitions
Speaking nonsensical gibberish that means nothing in any language except those of brain-dead cretins.
by Dragonwolf December 12, 2018
Get the Don Kingmug. A zoologist whose job it is to manually impregnate female monkeys using the sperm of male monkeys, utilizing hand-held pump devices which have a tendency to splatter.
*woman enters room drenched in a viscous, sticky, white fluid.*
Zoologist 1 : Oh my Lord !
Zoologist 2 : Relax, she's just a monkey loader having a bad day.
Zoologist 1 : Oh my Lord !
Zoologist 2 : Relax, she's just a monkey loader having a bad day.
by Dragonwolf November 10, 2018
Get the monkey loadermug. When you have a blockage that requires grunting and straining and which, when finally released, unleashes a shitstorm which usually requires a minimum of one half of a roll of toilet paper and several industrial-strength cleaning products in its aftermath.
Boss : Why are you so late today ?
Employee : I had a bloopitty this morning. It took me some time to clean the walls and the floor, but the real bitch was the ceiling.
Employee : I had a bloopitty this morning. It took me some time to clean the walls and the floor, but the real bitch was the ceiling.
by Dragonwolf November 10, 2018
Get the bloopittymug. Urineblast : when one has to urinate so badly, ( usually upon arising in the morning ) the resultant stream produced has an explosion-like effect.
I got up this morning and went to the bathroom to urinate. My urineblast punched a hole through the toilet bowl.
by Dragonwolf November 7, 2018
Get the urineblastmug. When the male of a species that uses sex for pleasure has gone without intercourse for such a lengthy time that the resultant discharge is akin to a turbo-powered firehose hooked to a vat of mayonnaise.
After Bobo the Wonder Chimp had been isolated for 8 years, his first sexual encounter resulted in a sexplosion which rocketed the unfortunate female chimp a distance of 200 yards directly into a meat grinder. The silver lining is, the resultant burgers were delicious.
by Dragonwolf November 13, 2018
Get the Sexplosionmug. Last night I was awake til 4 am masterbinating to bacon-wrapped midget pegging porn, so when my alarm went off this morning, I snooze pumpered it 16 times, which is why I was late to my job as a monkey loader.
by Dragonwolf November 23, 2018
Get the snooze pumpermug. After peeling back layer upon layer of overtly disgusting, greasy, slimy fat folds, Chauncey and I excavated enough food for Thankgiving dinner for the entire 5th street homeless shelter from within Rosies blubitty.
by Dragonwolf November 8, 2018
Get the blubittymug.