Definitions by Dragonwolf

Squeezle 

When you have to defecate and it requires grunting and straining to the point of losing consciousness

Umberto : Where have you been ?

Chow Ling : I took a squeezle a week ago. When I passed out, I fell over and hit my head. I was in a fecal-induced coma until the day before yesterday.

Squeezle by Dragonwolf November 9, 2018

blubitty 

Blubitty : The extra layer of fat folds hidden within the fat folds of the morbidly obese.

After peeling back layer upon layer of overtly disgusting, greasy, slimy fat folds, Chauncey and I excavated enough food for Thankgiving dinner for the entire 5th street homeless shelter from within Rosies blubitty.

blubitty by Dragonwolf November 8, 2018

Gurble 

The sound a woman makes after performing fellatio and then gargling and forming cum-bubbles with the resultant discharge

Belandra gurbled my baby juice for so long I thought her mouth was going to give birth.

Gurble by Dragonwolf November 8, 2018

blown kidney

as an athlete can suffer a blown shoulder or a blown knee, a competitive drinker can suffer damage to their kidneys, resulting in said kidney being " blown " out

Ezekiel : Where have you been ?

Malachi : I participated in the 11 day Drinkathon sponsored by Hezekiahs Porno Dungeon and I suffered a blown kidney on day 9. I've been recuperating at the Anheiser Busch treatment center.

blown kidney by Dragonwolf November 8, 2018

butterblast 

When it's been an extremely long time since intercourse and the resultant build-up produces a discharge resembling a fire hose connected to a vat of sour cream.

Obadiah : Last night was incredible !

Amos : How so ?

Obadiah : It's been eleven years since I had sex with a live woman, and last night I had a butterblast that blew a hooker out a window. I got laid AND I didn't have to pay.

butterblast by Dragonwolf November 8, 2018

urineblast 

Urineblast : when one has to urinate so badly, ( usually upon arising in the morning ) the resultant stream produced has an explosion-like effect.

I got up this morning and went to the bathroom to urinate. My urineblast punched a hole through the toilet bowl.

urineblast by Dragonwolf November 7, 2018

hoesplat 

When a woman attempts to make a sexually enticing video, and the furniture / structure beneath her collapses.

While attempting to showcase her nude 450 pound bulk for a " Large and in Charge " self-esteem building excercise, Rosies whale-like tonnage caused her dining room table to violently collapse, resulting in a hoesplat which garnered second place on Americas Funniest Home Videos.

hoesplat by Dragonwolf November 7, 2018