Cockwasher

A depraved degenerate that enjoys giving oral pleasure to men with filthy genitals.
Clifford is a cockwasher that enjoys pleasuring homeless men with his mouth.
by Dragonwolf April 24, 2023
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Squeezle

When you have to defecate and it requires grunting and straining to the point of losing consciousness
Umberto : Where have you been ?

Chow Ling : I took a squeezle a week ago. When I passed out, I fell over and hit my head. I was in a fecal-induced coma until the day before yesterday.
by Dragonwolf November 09, 2018
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bloopitty

When you have a blockage that requires grunting and straining and which, when finally released, unleashes a shitstorm which usually requires a minimum of one half of a roll of toilet paper and several industrial-strength cleaning products in its aftermath.
Boss : Why are you so late today ?

Employee : I had a bloopitty this morning. It took me some time to clean the walls and the floor, but the real bitch was the ceiling.
by Dragonwolf November 10, 2018
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snooze pumper

To repeatedly hit the " snooze " button on ones alarm clock
Last night I was awake til 4 am masterbinating to bacon-wrapped midget pegging porn, so when my alarm went off this morning, I snooze pumpered it 16 times, which is why I was late to my job as a monkey loader.
by Dragonwolf November 23, 2018
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blown kidney

as an athlete can suffer a blown shoulder or a blown knee, a competitive drinker can suffer damage to their kidneys, resulting in said kidney being " blown " out
Ezekiel : Where have you been ?

Malachi : I participated in the 11 day Drinkathon sponsored by Hezekiahs Porno Dungeon and I suffered a blown kidney on day 9. I've been recuperating at the Anheiser Busch treatment center.
by Dragonwolf November 08, 2018
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Gurble

The sound a woman makes after performing fellatio and then gargling and forming cum-bubbles with the resultant discharge
Belandra gurbled my baby juice for so long I thought her mouth was going to give birth.
by Dragonwolf November 08, 2018
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blubitty

Blubitty : The extra layer of fat folds hidden within the fat folds of the morbidly obese.
After peeling back layer upon layer of overtly disgusting, greasy, slimy fat folds, Chauncey and I excavated enough food for Thankgiving dinner for the entire 5th street homeless shelter from within Rosies blubitty.
by Dragonwolf November 08, 2018
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