snooze pumper

To repeatedly hit the " snooze " button on ones alarm clock

Last night I was awake til 4 am masterbinating to bacon-wrapped midget pegging porn, so when my alarm went off this morning, I snooze pumpered it 16 times, which is why I was late to my job as a monkey loader.

by Dragonwolf November 23, 2018

Gurble

The sound a woman makes after performing fellatio and then gargling and forming cum-bubbles with the resultant discharge

Belandra gurbled my baby juice for so long I thought her mouth was going to give birth.

by Dragonwolf November 8, 2018

blown kidney

as an athlete can suffer a blown shoulder or a blown knee, a competitive drinker can suffer damage to their kidneys, resulting in said kidney being " blown " out

Ezekiel : Where have you been ?

Malachi : I participated in the 11 day Drinkathon sponsored by Hezekiahs Porno Dungeon and I suffered a blown kidney on day 9. I've been recuperating at the Anheiser Busch treatment center.

by Dragonwolf November 8, 2018

Feacle

A combination of " fearless " and " fecal," meaning to take a shit that is fearless.

Erwin is insane. He dropped his pants and took a feacle right in the police station.

by Dragonwolf November 6, 2018

Cockwasher

A depraved degenerate that enjoys giving oral pleasure to men with filthy genitals.

Clifford is a cockwasher that enjoys pleasuring homeless men with his mouth.

by Dragonwolf April 24, 2023

Squeezle

When you have to defecate and it requires grunting and straining to the point of losing consciousness

Umberto : Where have you been ?

Chow Ling : I took a squeezle a week ago. When I passed out, I fell over and hit my head. I was in a fecal-induced coma until the day before yesterday.

by Dragonwolf November 9, 2018

blubitty

Blubitty : The extra layer of fat folds hidden within the fat folds of the morbidly obese.

After peeling back layer upon layer of overtly disgusting, greasy, slimy fat folds, Chauncey and I excavated enough food for Thankgiving dinner for the entire 5th street homeless shelter from within Rosies blubitty.

by Dragonwolf November 8, 2018