Dragonbreathp9d's definitions

Shmidt

A comical, non-vulgar synonym of "shit".

Ahhh, shmidt!

Piece of shmidt!

by Dragonbreathp9d July 13, 2006

Compassionate Conservative

They hand you a tube of KY before the rape you up the ass.

Gearge W. Bush isn't even a compassionate conservative!

by Dragonbreathp9d July 11, 2006

JLO

1. acronym for Jewish Liberation Organization, a militant group who's sole purpose is avenging and protecting the Jewish people.
2. An airsoft group.

Man, JLO just pwned those terrorists!

by Dragonbreathp9d August 16, 2006

tree fidity

Literally $3.50

The thing that the Loch Ness Monster wants.

(MAN)...How much do the girl shcout cookiesh cosht?
(GIRL) Tree fidity
(MAN) And dat's when I realized dat it weren't no girl shcout, it wash a 500 foot tall monshter from the Mezezoic!
(WOMAN) I gave 'em a dolla de oder day.
(MAN) Dang woman, now we neber gonna git rid of dat dang Loch Nesh Monshter!

by Dragonbreathp9d July 11, 2006

cork-nut

"A complete douche bag who is also a dumbass. This word was invented by Jimmy, and became a fad at his school, although no one but him and Crake knew what it meant." thinks Snowman.

From the novel Oryx and Crake by Margaret Atwood

Bush is a cork-nut.

"You need to watch your drivin' cork-nut!"

by Dragonbreathp9d August 4, 2006

toast

Toast was a pointless invention from the Dark Ages. Toast wa an implement of torture that caused all those subjected to it to regurgitate in verbal from the sins and crimes of their past lives. Toast was a ritual item devoured by fetishists in the belief that it would enhance their kinetic and sexual powers. Toast cannot be explained by any rational means.
Toast is me.
I am toast.

----Form Oryx and Crake by Margaret Atwood

We used toast to sway the natives

by Dragonbreathp9d August 9, 2006

1 percenter

Situation: A man who is madly in love with someone goes to a resteraunt with them. Head over heels in love. He goes to the bathroom where a gorgeous woman tells him she'll give him a BJ, no strings attached. Only one percent of men will turn it down.

Oh, that guy's so sweet, I bet he's a 1 percenter!

by Dragonbreathp9d July 13, 2006