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A mix between a cult and a very well organized crime ring creatively invented by arguably the best and most successful criminal mastermind ever.
The Scientology organization is so ingenious because their victims are rich, shallow, self important, liberals and actors. They prey on these people because they are dumb, dry, and tastless like rye toast hold the butter.
The Scientology organization is so ingenious because their victims are rich, shallow, self important, liberals and actors. They prey on these people because they are dumb, dry, and tastless like rye toast hold the butter.
One year ago:
Esther: Herbert, I just joined Scientology!
Herbert: Great!
Present Day:
Esther: Herbert, it's all a lie, Scientology is fucking a nightmare, they're going to kill us!
Herbert: I'm gone bitch!
Esther: Herbert, I just joined Scientology!
Herbert: Great!
Present Day:
Esther: Herbert, it's all a lie, Scientology is fucking a nightmare, they're going to kill us!
Herbert: I'm gone bitch!
by Dr.FartScientist October 21, 2018
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Either way it's fucking dumb because there are literally hundreds of names on UD which have the same lame definition because not only are these writers dumb as fuck but they lack the creativity to write an original sweet ode to the girl or boy who undoubtedly has them in the "friend zone" or is fucking someone else because that's what happens when you're clingy and annoying.
Either way it's fucking dumb because there are literally hundreds of names on UD which have the same lame definition because not only are these writers dumb as fuck but they lack the creativity to write an original sweet ode to the girl or boy who undoubtedly has them in the "friend zone" or is fucking someone else because that's what happens when you're clingy and annoying.
UD Dumb Fuck: Summer is as funny as she is sweet...
DJ (over loudspeaker): Summer to the main stage, Autumn to the Champaign Room.
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(Music in the background): Ass titties, ass and titties, ass ass titties titties ass and titties...
by Dr.FartScientist November 3, 2018
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Get the Recipee-pee mug.I want to take this stink bitch out on a date; however my only ride is this cajun food meahicle! If I bring my tablet and hulu, it'll be dinner and a fuckin movie!
by Dr.FartScientist June 8, 2017
Get the meahicle mug.Much like the unhealthy chain restaurant, a McDonald's Relationship is a quick and ready seni-romantic relationship between two consenting adults. Like the "food" from the aforementioned cheap food dispensary, this type of relationship is toxic and the psuedo love experienced leaves your system as fast as your body disposes of a Big Mac from your bowels. The emotions experienced are as nutritious as that dang Mcflurry you like to choke down!,
Jay: Yo, this chick I met in Target like gave me her number and I like called her and applied pressure for her to let me hit dat and she like came over and hit me in the eye with her dick. I then realized she was actually a dude.
Jermayne: Jay, my man,you got to stop havin' dose friggin' McDonald's relationship wit dees hoes, and git dose fuckin' Mickey D fries out ya mouf when you be talkin' to me!
Jay: I think I'm a gonna marry him... at least when my black eye goes away.
Jermayne: I am SMHing my head at you right now dawg.
Jermayne: Jay, my man,you got to stop havin' dose friggin' McDonald's relationship wit dees hoes, and git dose fuckin' Mickey D fries out ya mouf when you be talkin' to me!
Jay: I think I'm a gonna marry him... at least when my black eye goes away.
Jermayne: I am SMHing my head at you right now dawg.
by Dr.FartScientist October 4, 2020
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Hey Tony, check out that broad's utili-tits! Yeah Bob, her tits may be wicked dirty but she sure can carry a ton of rocks from that quarry!
by Dr.FartScientist May 9, 2017
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Example 1: I have a real crappetite for that ghost pepper sauce, there's no better butthole burn!
Example 2: I have a real crappetite for baby food because how it eats isn't as important as how it craps.
Example 2: I have a real crappetite for baby food because how it eats isn't as important as how it craps.
by Dr.FartScientist June 8, 2017
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