Definitions by Dr.FartScientist
Mcdonald's Relationship
Much like the unhealthy chain restaurant, a McDonald's Relationship is a quick and ready seni-romantic relationship between two consenting adults. Like the "food" from the aforementioned cheap food dispensary, this type of relationship is toxic and the psuedo love experienced leaves your system as fast as your body disposes of a Big Mac from your bowels. The emotions experienced are as nutritious as that dang Mcflurry you like to choke down!
Bill: I tried dating some chick I met at Target the other day but it turned out to be a dude and he hit me in the eye with his dick!
Ralph: I told you to stop going out and having those effing damn McDonald's relationships!
Bill: We get married next week...
Ralph: I told you to stop going out and having those effing damn McDonald's relationships!
Bill: We get married next week...
Mcdonald's Relationship by Dr.FartScientist October 3, 2020
Recipee-pee
A recipe which includes an assortment of penises, dongs, dinglings, dicks, and/or cocks from any breed of life sauteed or stewed in a delicate urine sauce and served over a freshly filleted vagina.
Recipee-pee by Dr.FartScientist May 9, 2020
Turnberry Shuffle
When you get to a red light that takes forever to change green forcing you to make a right turn then a u-turn to avoid it. The maneuver was created by a balding, middle-aged man frustrated with living in the Ternberry gated community in an unknown city and state. It has been said that nobody gave a shit about Ternberry, not even the assholes who programmed the traffic light to exit the community and make a left turn.
The maneuver is performed in the following method:
1. Stop at light and wait 5 minutes.
2. Realize you're an idiot for waiting.
3. Turn right out of frustration.
4. Frantically cut across all lanes of travel to the left turn lane.
5. Shuffle the steering wheel all the way to the left.
6. Bust that u-turn like a boss, cutting off some old dumb bitch.
7. Continue about your business.
A successful Turnberry Shuffle is achieved if the asshole stop light doesn't turn red on you after your u-turn defeating your efforts as if the traffic light knew and decided to punish you.
The maneuver is performed in the following method:
1. Stop at light and wait 5 minutes.
2. Realize you're an idiot for waiting.
3. Turn right out of frustration.
4. Frantically cut across all lanes of travel to the left turn lane.
5. Shuffle the steering wheel all the way to the left.
6. Bust that u-turn like a boss, cutting off some old dumb bitch.
7. Continue about your business.
A successful Turnberry Shuffle is achieved if the asshole stop light doesn't turn red on you after your u-turn defeating your efforts as if the traffic light knew and decided to punish you.
For fucks' sake Sarah, perform the Turnberry Shuffle at this light, it will take for fucking ever for it to change for us!
Turnberry Shuffle by Dr.FartScientist December 11, 2018
Full Stroke
When a man sticks his dick into a pussy balls deep then removes it completely just to stick it back in again balls deep. If weilder of such penis has bad aim on re-entry, they'll poke the butthole and anger the vagina's owner.
Brenda doesn't like Bob because he refuses to give her the Full Stroke but expects her to cook his favorite toast recipe. What a dick Bob is!
Full Stroke by Dr.FartScientist December 1, 2018
UD Dumb Fuck
You are a UD Dumb Fuck if you ever came onto Urban Dictionary to define someone's name that you know. The "definition" usually starts with "so and so persons are sweet and caring... blah, blah, barf!". Or it could be the opposite with "so and so person is an annoying asshole".
Either way it's fucking dumb because there are literally hundreds of names on UD which have the same lame definition because not only are these writers dumb as fuck but they lack the creativity to write an original sweet ode to the girl or boy who undoubtedly has them in the "friend zone" or is fucking someone else because that's what happens when you're clingy and annoying.
Either way it's fucking dumb because there are literally hundreds of names on UD which have the same lame definition because not only are these writers dumb as fuck but they lack the creativity to write an original sweet ode to the girl or boy who undoubtedly has them in the "friend zone" or is fucking someone else because that's what happens when you're clingy and annoying.
UD Dumb Fuck: Summer is as funny as she is sweet...
DJ (over loudspeaker): Summer to the main stage, Autumn to the Champaign Room.
(Music in the background): Ass titties, ass and titties, ass ass titties titties ass and titties...
DJ (over loudspeaker): Summer to the main stage, Autumn to the Champaign Room.
(Music in the background): Ass titties, ass and titties, ass ass titties titties ass and titties...
UD Dumb Fuck by Dr.FartScientist November 3, 2018
Scientology
A mix between a cult and a very well organized crime ring creatively invented by arguably the best and most successful criminal mastermind ever.
The Scientology organization is so ingenious because their victims are rich, shallow, self important, liberals and actors. They prey on these people because they are dumb, dry, and tastless like rye toast hold the butter.
The Scientology organization is so ingenious because their victims are rich, shallow, self important, liberals and actors. They prey on these people because they are dumb, dry, and tastless like rye toast hold the butter.
One year ago:
Esther: Herbert, I just joined Scientology!
Herbert: Great!
Present Day:
Esther: Herbert, it's all a lie, Scientology is fucking a nightmare, they're going to kill us!
Herbert: I'm gone bitch!
Esther: Herbert, I just joined Scientology!
Herbert: Great!
Present Day:
Esther: Herbert, it's all a lie, Scientology is fucking a nightmare, they're going to kill us!
Herbert: I'm gone bitch!
Scientology by Dr.FartScientist October 21, 2018
Lenny that mother fucker
To remove a toxic person from your life by performing one final sweet act of kindness for the poor demented soul who has no hope before permanently cutting ties with them so they can't continue to destroy your life.
Guy 1: I don't know what to do about my son, he won't stop using drugs, he constantly steals my money, he crashed his car 5 times, has been picked up for DUI once a week for the past year but the cops feel too bad for him to even arrest him for it, and he jerked off into my favorite baseball cap.
Guy 2: Take your son out for ice cream and a prostitute, drive him far away in your car while reminiscing about "the good times", then when you get to your destination, Lenny that mother fucker!
Guy 2: Take your son out for ice cream and a prostitute, drive him far away in your car while reminiscing about "the good times", then when you get to your destination, Lenny that mother fucker!
Lenny that mother fucker by Dr.FartScientist June 22, 2017