Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D.'s definitions

Crapper

1.) A fixture for defecation and urination, consisting of a bowl fitted with a hinged seat and connected to a waste pipe and a flushing apparatus; a toilet.
2.) A room or booth containing such a fixture.

Hey, man don't go in the bathroom I just took a sweet shit on the crapper and the stink is so fine.

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 19, 2003

Kix

A cereal that claims it is kid tested, and mother approved. It may very well be mother approved, but you will notice they only say it is kid tested, but not approved. Perhaps because it isn't! Any normal kid thinks it tastes like crap!

Little Jimmy passes up all the other sweet cereals for plain Kix..only because he is in a commmercial and being paid big money!

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 25, 2003

ebay

An place where you pay money to list the crap you want to sell and no one will buy it.

I just spent $20 listing my crap on ebay and I sold not one thing. At least with a newspaper I can actually find my listing where someone might see it!

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003

McDonalds

A restaurant with good tasting food, but unfortunatly prepeared by underpaid teenagers, or adult losers who don't care about anything so that they might add special McBodily fluid, or McGerm additions to your food.

Boy this Mcdonalds cheeseburger is good tasting, but I can't help but think I shouldn't be eating this since a greasy pimple faced kid made this. If only they would use McRobots instead.

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003

Ashton Kutcher

A young hot guy that loves the old hot ladies who are close to his moms age.

Ashton Kutcher could have had Britney Spears but he went for Demi Moore instead.

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003

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by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003

willing father

A small group of wierd guys that actually want a kid as opposed to being to forced to have one by a bitch.

John just didn't want to fuck but actually wanted the time and money wasting responsibility of having a smelly kid to raise.

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 26, 2003