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Definitions by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D.

movementarians 

Those who love to move to a new home every 6 months and then expect their friends to help them move every time using their vehicles.
Joe and Mary, who are movementarians, love to move every 6 months and then we must break our backs and use our cars. They can't even spring for a $80 moving truck. We break our backs and get the privilage to be their friends. Oh how ever would they get along without their friends.

Smuckers Fuckers 

A couple of fuckers who use Smuckers brand jelly as lube in their sex acts.
Yo, sugar pop lube my dick up with the Smuckers so we can get it on.
The act of agressive ejaculator.
That Superman gots exuzva! He just shot his load 100 feet through a brick wall!
A fast food restaurant that often spices up the food with a mouse or other rodent in their food. Especially the chili.
I loves them Wendys rodent food!
The worlds worst drink on Earth. Usually refers to Snapple,or some other crappy tasting juice drink that waters itself down and then charges more money.
This apple Snapple crapple tastes like apple water shit. I knew apple juice, I worked with apple juice, and you Snapple sir are no apple juice!

Ashton Kutcher

A young hot guy that loves the old hot ladies who are close to his moms age.
Ashton Kutcher could have had Britney Spears but he went for Demi Moore instead.

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