Definitions by Dr. Todd Reezee

huevos rancheros 

The act of shoving your flacid dick and both balls into a womans mouth when she is snoring. Then you scream, "rise and shine bitch."

My girl wouldn't stop snoring so I fed her the huevos rancheros

huevos rancheros by Dr. Todd Reezee January 25, 2009

night shot 

When your in bed fooling around with a woman and she doesn't let you have sex with her, you masturbate and cum on her after she falls asleep.

"The bitch wouldn't let me hit so I gave her a night shot"

night shot by Dr. Todd Reezee January 25, 2009

African Hash 

The black resin one scrapes out of a pipe used to smoke marijuanna.can be called such when selling it to rookies because one is broke.

"Yeah dude this is African Hash. I got it from my uncle. Two hits and your wasted."

African Hash by Dr. Todd Reezee January 25, 2009

groundhoggin

The act of blowing kush smoke into a crowd of women on a smoking patio of a bar and watching for the one who pops her head up to see where the smoke came from. When one does you say under your breath, "gotcha bitch." Then offer her a toke. Your odds of trashbagging her that night are much higher than any other woman there. Trust me.

Friend 1: what did you do last night?"
Friend 2: I was in hollywood, groundhoggin all night. I trashbagged this mexican chic from downey.

groundhoggin by Dr. Todd Reezee January 25, 2009

Dr. Todd Reezee

An ex-problem drinker and street pharmicist from Los Angeles California. One of the founders of the "League of Sober Gentlemen", and "The Hollywood Legends". He is known for wearing his hat broke off a little to the west and throwing up the shadow puppet of a dog as his gang sign. Many would call him one of the biggest trendsetters in Los angeles county.

"I ran into Dr. Todd Reezee last week and he was killing me with another one of his crazy stories

Dr. Todd Reezee by Dr. Todd Reezee January 25, 2009

playing rape 

A sex game, or role playing game usually consisting of some horseplay, hitting, or slapping. One partner acts unwilling while the other acts as if they are forcing the sex to happen. One can incorporate an unloaded gun or knife for ambiance if so desired.

"My girlfriend and I were playing rape last night. It was awesome!"

playing rape by Dr. Todd Reezee January 25, 2009

Bobby Johnson

A term used to describe a type of marijuanna normally called OG kush

"I got an optimo full of that Bobby Johnson. You wanna get faded?"

Bobby Johnson by Dr. Todd Reezee January 25, 2009