Dr. Todd Reezee's definitions

Caliscrillya

Another word used to say California.

"I was raised in Caliscrillya. Where the dope, bitches or traffic is garaunteed to kill ya."

by Dr. Todd Reezee February 4, 2009

the halucination

When you delete your number and all texts and calls logged in a womans phone who you've just met while she's sleeping after a romp at her place and you leave without a trace. You don't clean anything and don't leave anything of yours.

"Remember that chunky blonde from the Redrock?"

"Yeah she looked like a reeeal slut"

"I went to her place last night and gave her the halucination."

"Shut up! You're the man!"

"And ill never go to Redrock again."

by Dr. Todd Reezee March 6, 2009

groundhoggin

The act of blowing kush smoke into a crowd of women on a smoking patio of a bar and watching for the one who pops her head up to see where the smoke came from. When one does you say under your breath, "gotcha bitch." Then offer her a toke. Your odds of trashbagging her that night are much higher than any other woman there. Trust me.

Friend 1: what did you do last night?"
Friend 2: I was in hollywood, groundhoggin all night. I trashbagged this mexican chic from downey.

by Dr. Todd Reezee January 25, 2009

125

One eigth of a kilo, or four and a half ounces of whatever you're talking about.

"I started with a ball and next thing I knew I was C.O.D. on a 125."

by Dr. Todd Reezee February 4, 2009

dummies

1. Those who spend their hard earned money on small quantities of drugs, over and over again.
2. Everyday drug addicts

3. The people who keep your pockets filled with 50s and 100s.

4. Customers

The type of person who buys two grams and says that they're, "trying to take it easy tonight." Than calls again at 3:30 a.m. and asks for another gram. Then your forced to say, "See! Why didn't you just get a ball?!!!"

"Fuckin dummies! Jesus christo!" Then your girl gets pissy cuz you woke her up and have to run down the street at 4am. But daddys gotta get that cash. M.O.B.

by Dr. Todd Reezee February 4, 2009

three bagged

When you and two friends all have sex with one girlat the same time

"Yeah I know that bitch, me and the homies three bagged her at my old crib."

by Dr. Todd Reezee January 25, 2009

baltimore mistletoe

When one pulls out a weapon to get another person to do something sexually with them.

"I kept sayin no and pushin him away and then that nigga pulled out the baltimore mistletoe and I had to fuck him."

by Dr. Todd Reezee March 6, 2009