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Drinking so much alcohol that you can no longer stand properly and are stumbling and leaning to the side like a zombie. You couldn’t hide this level of intoxication if you tried, and it’s only a matter of time before you fall over and hurt yourself.
1. “I really want you to come to this party, but please don’t drink yourself sideways this time.”
2. Eddie drank himself sideways last Tuesday and didn’t realize the cashier denied the sale for more beer. He just stood there.
2. Eddie drank himself sideways last Tuesday and didn’t realize the cashier denied the sale for more beer. He just stood there.
by Dr. Sigh October 19, 2023
Get the drink yourself sideways mug.The act of training a small child under the age of 5 to skateboard or surf. Wainboarding comes from the Irish slang term “wain” which means child. Because the children are so young, they usually stand crouched a lot lower on the board than someone older, and have a different way of riding on the board for that reason.
by Dr. Sigh June 4, 2022
Get the wainboarding mug.A teenager or adult that has such a strong baby face that they look like a kid in photographs from the neck up, but they are an average adult height or taller and may have adult body proportions. It is strong enough to cause the uncanny valley, especially if it’s a man with a beard.
by Dr. Sigh January 27, 2021
Get the Stretched child mug.A stretched lobe that has split due to being pierced too low or by wearing incorrect jewelry. This results in earlobes that may resemble a fin.
by Dr. Sigh July 1, 2020
Get the Dogfish Ear mug.Combination of the words “smell” and “cheating.” Smeating is the act of cheating on your significant other and not cleaning yourself for an extended period of time. While it may not be an intentional way to get them to know you’ve been cheating, it has that as a side effect. (Along with infections caused by poor hygiene) Even if the victim of a smeater doesn’t notice the smell of someone else, smeaters tends to not practice good hygiene and the victim will still notice the smell of body odor and sweat. While there’s usually some underlying reason a cheater does what they do, a smeater is what happens when that person loses all reason to care or take care of themselves and probably has some severe mental health problems that need to be addressed before they cause other risky behaviors.
Coined in the Ask Reddit thread “What’s a sexual deal-breaker for you in a relationship?”
Coined in the Ask Reddit thread “What’s a sexual deal-breaker for you in a relationship?”
Nick realized his girlfriend was smeating on him when he smelled cologne on her, but he had no idea how many days ago the cheating had occurred since she hadn’t taken a shower in the past week.
by Dr. Sigh April 27, 2019
Get the smeating mug.Someone who makes vaping their entire life, but is neither a vape god or a vape hipster. They tend to wear snapbacks and clothes that may have their vape company of choice's logo, and often sport undercuts. If they are able to grow facial hair, they tend to have goatees. A vape boy is commonly a hypebeast as well.
Even if they started vaping to quit cigarettes, they are quickly absorbed into the lifestyle and are indistinguishable from people who started vaping as a fashion statement. They are more preoccupied with looking cool than vaping safely, leading to many "hilarious" stories about their vapes catching fire or the time they puked from too much nicotine.
Even if they started vaping to quit cigarettes, they are quickly absorbed into the lifestyle and are indistinguishable from people who started vaping as a fashion statement. They are more preoccupied with looking cool than vaping safely, leading to many "hilarious" stories about their vapes catching fire or the time they puked from too much nicotine.
A vape boy sat relaxed on the bench while blowing billowing clouds . Every so often, he'd look around to see if people saw how big they got, but his shades hid that fact. He sincerely hoped someone did.
by Dr. Sigh December 28, 2017
Get the vape boy mug.When a transgender individual uses their gender dysphoria as an excuse to get what they want or to emotionally manipulate another individual. Weaponized dysphoria is commonly used against parents, friends, other transgender people, and romantic interests. Sometimes weaponized dysphoria can come in the form of putting down another transgender person's appearance to make themselves feel better.
Most transgender people do not use weaponized dysphoria, however the ones that do will negatively impact other transgender people and people's view on transgender people as a whole.
Most transgender people do not use weaponized dysphoria, however the ones that do will negatively impact other transgender people and people's view on transgender people as a whole.
A transgender person is using weaponized dysphoria when they accuse a cisgender person of making them feel dysphoric and ugly because he or she does not want to date them.
A transgender boyfriend telling his transgender girlfriend that she has no boobs and has the squarest jaw he's ever seen is an example of weaponized dysphoria because he is purposefully increasing her dysphoria to lessen his own.
A transgender boyfriend telling his transgender girlfriend that she has no boobs and has the squarest jaw he's ever seen is an example of weaponized dysphoria because he is purposefully increasing her dysphoria to lessen his own.
by Dr. Sigh November 29, 2017
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