Dr. Shatner's definitions

Metheny Face

A distorted facial expression meant to simulate an ultra-intense (male) orgasm; popularized by guitarist Pat Metheny, who makes such a face during solos.

While watching pron: "Check out the Metheny Face on that dood!"

by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004

The Fuck?

Meaning "What the fuck?" See also WTF?, and huh?.

The fuck, man! Get that shit away from me!

by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004

Gibbs Girl

That red-hot redhead that does the TV commercials for Katharine Gibbs Business School.

Lord, before I die, I need to know what it feels like to slide my cock into the Gibbs Girl.

by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004

Carb Face

A fat or puffy face.

"Check out the carb face on that chick."

by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004

White Thing

Located in the vagina, a small, pearly white object (NOT semen) of unknown origin and composition. Easier to locate in highly aroused females. If you can't find it, go deeper.

Got me some white thing last night...

by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004

Audi 5

Slang for the slang term "outtie", as in "I'm outtie," meaning "I'm leaving."

"I'm Audi 5, yo."

by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004

Spookle

Meaning not assigned as yet.

"Looks like a spookle to me." "The fuck?"

by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004