Definitions by Dr. Shatner

White Thing 

Located in the vagina, a small, pearly white object (NOT semen) of unknown origin and composition. Easier to locate in highly aroused females. If you can't find it, go deeper.

Got me some white thing last night...

White Thing by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004

Hook Me 

Set me up, give it to me, tell me

Jerry'll hook me.

Hook Me by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004

Gibbs Girl 

That red-hot redhead that does the TV commercials for Katharine Gibbs Business School.

Lord, before I die, I need to know what it feels like to slide my cock into the Gibbs Girl.

Gibbs Girl by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004

Thirteenth Grade 

Community college; where the underachievers go after high school.

"What you going to go when you graduate?" "I'm going to Union County College." "Oh. Thirteenth grade."

Thirteenth Grade by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004

Sizzle

Verb - To suck; to perform fellatio.

"Sizzle mah dizzle, mo fizzle."

Sizzle by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004

Bidnis 

Slang for business.

Mine yo bidnis.

Bidnis by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004

Metheny Face 

A distorted facial expression meant to simulate an ultra-intense (male) orgasm; popularized by guitarist Pat Metheny, who makes such a face during solos.

While watching pron: "Check out the Metheny Face on that dood!"

Metheny Face by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004