Dr. Shatner's definitions

White Thing

Located in the vagina, a small, pearly white object (NOT semen) of unknown origin and composition. Easier to locate in highly aroused females. If you can't find it, go deeper.

Got me some white thing last night...

by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004

Hook Me

Set me up, give it to me, tell me

Jerry'll hook me.

by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004

Gibbs Girl

That red-hot redhead that does the TV commercials for Katharine Gibbs Business School.

Lord, before I die, I need to know what it feels like to slide my cock into the Gibbs Girl.

by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004

Thirteenth Grade

Community college; where the underachievers go after high school.

"What you going to go when you graduate?" "I'm going to Union County College." "Oh. Thirteenth grade."

by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004

Sizzle

Verb - To suck; to perform fellatio.

"Sizzle mah dizzle, mo fizzle."

by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004

Bidnis

Slang for business.

Mine yo bidnis.

by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004

Metheny Face

A distorted facial expression meant to simulate an ultra-intense (male) orgasm; popularized by guitarist Pat Metheny, who makes such a face during solos.

While watching pron: "Check out the Metheny Face on that dood!"

by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004