Kojaking

The art of parking your car directly outside the building you wish to enter.

That was nicley kojaked.
you are very good at kojaking

by Dr. Poppenstein April 26, 2006

Jordie

A Local term not found outside the Portobello area of Edinburgh Scotland, meaning the unscrewable bowl of a cannabis pipe screwed through an airtight hole in the centre of a plastic juice bottle cap.

There have been examples of the same principal being employed using an appropreatly sized socket set peice instead of of a traditional bowl.

This alows a stoner to smoke a whole range of homemade devices whith ease and success, compared with the other option which is foil.

The term can also be applied however less acuratly, to describe the mouth peace of a (bong).

"Hey man, wheres the jordie?"
"Cunt, I've dropped the jordie in the (bucket) water".
"This jordie is not air tight".

by Dr. Poppenstein April 27, 2006

Yacks

A word used exclusevly in the Edinburgh area (Scotland) meaning eyes.

"She hates it when I jizz in her yacks"

"it hit me right in the yack"

by Dr. Poppenstein September 15, 2007

ushi

A person who cannot or will not stop eating, often associated with obesity.

"Look at your plate! are you an ushi"

by Dr. Poppenstein July 21, 2007

Root

A description of a diabolical person, "lower than dog shite", However somtimes aimed at the middle classes- a discription of apearance or attitude whitch differs from that of the (gadges) or (gadgies).
Used almost exlusevly in the Niddrie area of Edinburgh- East Scotland.

ROOT!- very audable exclamation aimed at random padestrians.
"You wan'tin a sair (dish) ya fuckin root"
"Shut up you root"

by Dr. Poppenstein April 26, 2006

Ganting

It is true that anyone can be ganting on something at anytime however the true use of the word is in the context of a description of a highly unatractive female.

"oof shes ganting"

"your ma is ganting"

by Dr. Poppenstein April 27, 2006

Fucko

An animated description of a blow with a blunt object or fist, similarly to describe any sort of impact.

"I reached my hand through the open car window, rapped the seatbelt round the policemans neck and went FUCKO, FUCKO"

by Dr. Poppenstein June 26, 2007