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Wroot

A steriotypical type of beatnik- Around 5ft5" in height, black polo neck, black bery, highly groomed triangular goatee beard,possibly smokes a pipe. Concened almost exclusevly with cool jazz he finds conversational attempts with non-wroots to be futile and of no interest.
This term can and has been construed as derogatory to wroots.
also see root
"the wroots downstairs kept me up all night with that cool jazz"

"godamn wroots i'll murder the pair of them"

"fucking wroot"
by Dr. Poppenstein April 27, 2006
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Vert

A generic term for any sort of sexual deviant- The same as pervert.
"Lock up your (Cabotages) that man is a vert."

"All this hanging around outside the school, i feel like a vert.
by Dr. Poppenstein April 26, 2006
mugGet the Vertmug.

Heck

Q:What are you doing. A:Im having a heck.

Q:What are you hecking. A: Mostly dry wheetabix.
by Dr. Poppenstein May 12, 2007
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Jordie

A Local term not found outside the Portobello area of Edinburgh Scotland, meaning the unscrewable bowl of a cannabis pipe screwed through an airtight hole in the centre of a plastic juice bottle cap.

There have been examples of the same principal being employed using an appropreatly sized socket set peice instead of of a traditional bowl.

This alows a stoner to smoke a whole range of homemade devices whith ease and success, compared with the other option which is foil.

The term can also be applied however less acuratly, to describe the mouth peace of a (bong).
"Hey man, wheres the jordie?"
"Cunt, I've dropped the jordie in the (bucket) water".
"This jordie is not air tight".
by Dr. Poppenstein April 27, 2006
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Radgeworks

A person who has no regard for anyone or anything, possibly violent and or of low intelligence.
Often people of this ilk seem to use their own regional description, (radgeworks), to address anyone who is in fact not violent or anti-social.
Also, less maliciously, to address members of their peer group.
Used primarily in Edinburgh- East Scotland. Also see (Root).
"oi radgeworks, shut yer fuckin moi"
Do you like (Bellends), i'll (cockslap) you the now radgeworks".
by Dr. Poppenstein April 27, 2006
mugGet the Radgeworksmug.

Kojaking

The art of parking your car directly outside the building you wish to enter.
That was nicley kojaked.
you are very good at kojaking
by Dr. Poppenstein April 26, 2006
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Root

A description of a diabolical person, "lower than dog shite", However somtimes aimed at the middle classes- a discription of apearance or attitude whitch differs from that of the (gadges) or (gadgies).
Used almost exlusevly in the Niddrie area of Edinburgh- East Scotland.
ROOT!- very audable exclamation aimed at random padestrians.
"You wan'tin a sair (dish) ya fuckin root"
"Shut up you root"
by Dr. Poppenstein April 26, 2006
mugGet the Rootmug.

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