Dr. Poppenstein's definitions

Kojaking

The art of parking your car directly outside the building you wish to enter.

That was nicley kojaked.
you are very good at kojaking

by Dr. Poppenstein April 26, 2006

Vert

A generic term for any sort of sexual deviant- The same as pervert.

"Lock up your (Cabotages) that man is a vert."

"All this hanging around outside the school, i feel like a vert.

by Dr. Poppenstein April 26, 2006

Shanter

This is a description of a situation.
"thats a shanter"- shanter being a term of emapthy concerning
someones extreme misfortune.

"im sorry to hear about that, its a real shanter"

"thats a pure shanter"

by Dr. Poppenstein April 26, 2006

Wroot

A steriotypical type of beatnik- Around 5ft5" in height, black polo neck, black bery, highly groomed triangular goatee beard,possibly smokes a pipe. Concened almost exclusevly with cool jazz he finds conversational attempts with non-wroots to be futile and of no interest.
This term can and has been construed as derogatory to wroots.
also see root

"the wroots downstairs kept me up all night with that cool jazz"

"godamn wroots i'll murder the pair of them"

"fucking wroot"

by Dr. Poppenstein April 27, 2006

Ganting

It is true that anyone can be ganting on something at anytime however the true use of the word is in the context of a description of a highly unatractive female.

"oof shes ganting"

"your ma is ganting"

by Dr. Poppenstein April 27, 2006

ushi

A person who cannot or will not stop eating, often associated with obesity.

"Look at your plate! are you an ushi"

by Dr. Poppenstein July 21, 2007

Heck

To eat with ravenous enthusiasm.

Q:What are you doing. A:Im having a heck.

Q:What are you hecking. A: Mostly dry wheetabix.

by Dr. Poppenstein May 12, 2007