5 definitions by Dr. M0

I did not come here to make friends!

A phrase that pops up in lots of competitive reality television shows such as Survivor, The Apprentise, Flavor of Love, and many, many, more. What is intresting about this phrase is that you would never say it anywhere outside of television. Even if you were in a position where you where not there to make friends you would not gain anything by anouncing it.

On a competitive reality television show

Person 1: I am going to win this and you know it!
Person 2: Oh no you won't! I will fight you if I have to! I did not come here to make friends!

by Dr. M0 October 12, 2009

microwave heart

If a person is faking being nice to someone then they do not have a warm heart they have a microwave heart. The heat of the heart and the niceness of the person are both being faked!

A teacher passes by person 1 and 2 (they both hate each other) in the hallway. Person 1 kicks person 2.

Person 1: Oh my god! I'm so sorry! Did I hurt you?

Person 2: Screw you with your microwave heart!

by Dr. M0 September 15, 2009

Dick Door(s)

The Dick Door(s) does not only consist of the opening in men's under-where where the penis comes out but also the fly of the pants.

Guy 1: You use the Dick Door(s)? I usually just pull my pants down.

by Dr. M0 August 28, 2009

Grammar Hammer

A Grammar Hammer is someone who annoyingly interrupts what your saying to correct your grammar. He hammers you with his correct English per-say.

Teenager: Man this test is so much more hard then the last one!

English teacher comes up to teenager 1 and his friend.

English Teacher: No! What you should say is "This test is so much HARDER THAN the last one."
Teenager: God this guy is such a Grammar Hammer!

by Dr. M0 September 7, 2009

No Shit Sherlock!

A phrase that shows something is obvious.

Two walk into a mansion.

Person 1: Wow! This is a big place!

Person 2: Well No Shit Sherlock!

by Dr. M0 September 12, 2009