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HYGL

Acronym for Hope You Get Laid

A fond wish you give to someone as you're saying goodbye.
Enjoy your vacation in Costa Rica, HYGL!!

Going to that new singles club? HYGL!!

So tonight's your 30th wedding anniversary? HYGL!!
by Dr. Johnson July 25, 2014
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rock the boat

Inserting your finger into your partner's anus and gently adding additional rhythm while you're going down on them.
She really gets off when I rock the boat just a bit.
by Dr. Johnson February 25, 2005
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techno-hamster

A person who is adorable, energetic and very enthusiastic about all things technical, especially the Internets but is totally clueless about how any of it works.

Their success is generally obtained accidentally, largely because they cuddle up to a real acheiver.

It should be noted that techno-hamsters have a tendency to get in over their heads, "falling into a heating vent" as it were.
"That Hooman is such a techno-hamster, he's number one on YouTube today because the video he posted and thought was funny, instead enraged the mob, getting him there anyway."
by Dr. Johnson January 16, 2008
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OFOC

Acronym for Overwhelming Feelings Of Concern.

Pronounced "Oh, Fuck"

What a douche says about their significant other instead of using the L word. (Love)

OFOC means I like you but not enough to invoke the L word.
I totally have OFOC for my current Betty.

He was moving beyond the OFOC stage of their relationship, he actually said the L word.
by Dr. Johnson October 30, 2010
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funnynformative

News that amuses. It tickles your funny bone while filling your brain with information that otherwise would put you to sleep.

News, Instructions or Educational information delivered in a lighthearted way, designed to keep you engaged with laughter.
You should find The Daily Show to be quite funnynformative.

Philip DeFranco continues to deliver funnynformative YouTube video that capture current pop culture.
by Dr. Johnson February 14, 2012
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e.quaintance

A person you have befriended via electronic communications, most commonly email but can include MMORPGs, MPOGs, Web Blogs, mail lists or Instant Message systems.
I got this cool link from an e.quaintence I know from Fark.com
by Dr. Johnson January 12, 2004
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churn (or) churning butter

Hand job complete with release. Either self inflicted or performed for you by a willing dairymaid.
After seeing her spread in Playboy, I spent the night churning butter.
by Dr. Johnson January 12, 2004
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