Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde's definitions

church whore

Any woman who was a young prostitute and now behaves holier than thou ,but fails to realize everyone in church knows she sucked more cock than Linda Lovelace.

The priest said"" Get Sarah the church whore to help with the bake sale, she's good at selling things.""

by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde June 26, 2019

muff merchant

Noun; The girl sitting at the end of the bar who has made a career out of fucking guys for things. Money, cars, work done for her, drugs, food, and anything else you can think of. This whore approaches you with the girl friend experience. She is too nice. Too nice to the point of seeming fake. She is fake. This leach runs up to 4 guys at a time. She tells them all they are the only guy in her life. This tends to backfire on her when guys compare notes

Dude, you don't want to waste your time.
You can't afford her. She's a muff merchant.

by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde March 2, 2020

hunkaroo

Hunkaroo is another name for a ground hog, woodchuck,or whistle pig. It is a rodent in the squirrel family known as marmots. Hunkaroos are wiley keen eyed critters .

Lauri Lynn shouted from the backseat,"
Hunkaroo Daddy Hunkaroo look look it's a Hunkaroo!"

by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde October 31, 2020

archaeolobitch

noun. A woman that dredges up the past

and embellishes it too change the direction of the argument so that she can win said argument.

The archaeolobitch is still pissed about an argument we had six months ago.

by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde April 8, 2019

Snwhore

Noun. A Coke whore with bad sinuses.An annoying bitch who snores so loud the neighbors hear it.

A true snwhore will drive you out of the bedroom. Beware the Snwhores, They're the most ruthless of coke whores. You know that any bitch who snores like that has done more blow than Scarface. Snwhores come in many examples, common are biker chicks, chicken heads, housewives, nurses,
cashiers,and waitress.

That fuckin snwhore kept me up all night with her god-damned racket.

by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde March 17, 2019

Woolypopper

The girl that is so round you can't get your hands together when you're hugging her.

Woolypoppers make good lovers.

by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde June 26, 2024

Masdouche

A fat lazy asshole that never worked a real job,still lives with his mother,berates women,wishes he could see his penis with out a mirror, buys porn,acts like he has actually accomplished something in life, smells offensively of cat urine,and is in general the biggest leach.

Masdouche had a rough day when a cat pissed on his new Hustler magazine. He had to whack off thinking about the ugly chick he fucked 20 years ago.

by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde March 29, 2020