Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Dr. Heinz Doof

ttylontyaaintstbihaattl

Talk to you later, or next time you are available. I need to specify that because I have autism and take things literally.

Friend one: hey, I gotta go now. But I can maybe talk in a bit.

Friend two: oh, okay no worries, ttylontyaaintstbihaattl!

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A heterosexual Dungeons and Dragons player, as it is in fact illegal to play Dungeons and Dragons and not be straight.

Wait, you are a boy who plays D&D and likes girls, that’s a Whoopsie No No Boy.

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Acronym short for: I’ll suck your fucking dick until I cum.

Typically used as a threat or challenge.

Man 1: you need to stop drinking
Man 2: The fuck you say to me? ISYFDUIC

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I guess to you people I’m just a big ole’ pile of dog shit.

Friend: Anthony, we don’t like your Mac and cheese.
Anthony: Igtypijabopods

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“Do we have the necessary provisions required for me to get wicked fucking hammered”

Friend 1: hey are you coming to the party tonight?
Friend 2: Dwhtnprfmtgwfh? If not than no.

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“I’ll fuck you in your hot mouth if you ever speak to me like that again”

Person one: hey buddy, I think it’s time you stop drinking. You looked a little too buzzed up.
Person 2: ifyiyhmiyestmlta

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I guess I’ll just go fuck myself

All of my boys are making plans to go out without me so Igijgfm

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