Igtypijabopods

I guess to you people I’m just a big ole’ pile of dog shit.

Friend: Anthony, we don’t like your Mac and cheese.
Anthony: Igtypijabopods

by Dr. Heinz Doof November 02, 2022

ISYFDUIC

Acronym short for: I’ll suck your fucking dick until I cum.

Typically used as a threat or challenge.

Man 1: you need to stop drinking
Man 2: The fuck you say to me? ISYFDUIC

by Dr. Heinz Doof May 08, 2023

ifyiyhmiyestmlta

“I’ll fuck you in your hot mouth if you ever speak to me like that again”

Person one: hey buddy, I think it’s time you stop drinking. You looked a little too buzzed up.
Person 2: ifyiyhmiyestmlta

by Dr. Heinz Doof July 12, 2022

whoopsie no no boy

A heterosexual Dungeons and Dragons player, as it is in fact illegal to play Dungeons and Dragons and not be straight.

Wait, you are a boy who plays D&D and likes girls, that’s a Whoopsie No No Boy.

by Dr. Heinz Doof August 21, 2023

Dwhtnprfmtgwfh

“Do we have the necessary provisions required for me to get wicked fucking hammered”

Friend 1: hey are you coming to the party tonight?
Friend 2: Dwhtnprfmtgwfh? If not than no.

by Dr. Heinz Doof August 01, 2022

kentucky jelly doighnut upper decker double blumpkin supreme

The act of, in this very exact particular order: finding a sexual partner and take them to eat a substantial amount of Taco Bell with you. When you both inevitably need to take a diarrhea shit, do it at the same time, with the submissive sitting on the bowl and the dominant sitting on the opened top tank. During the shit, the submissive will perform oral sex on the dominant. When the dominant finishes on the submissive’s face, they must punch the submissive in the nose to create a mixed fluid of blood and ejaculate on their face. Once both parties complete their shit. They will perform a reverse sixty nine on each other until both anuses are clean. Then the dominant must lick the submissive’s face clean.

Man 1: hey bro, why did you break up with your girlfriend? She seemed really nice.
Man 2: nah bro, she was so selfish, she wouldn’t even do a kentucky jelly doighnut upper decker double blumpkin supreme with me!
Man 1: oh man, I didn’t know that, what a selfish bitch!

by Dr. Heinz Doof August 29, 2021

ttylontyaaintstbihaattl

Talk to you later, or next time you are available. I need to specify that because I have autism and take things literally.

Friend one: hey, I gotta go now. But I can maybe talk in a bit.

Friend two: oh, okay no worries, ttylontyaaintstbihaattl!

by Dr. Heinz Doof January 09, 2024