A baked potato, specifically a baked potato that is sliced in half and loaded with salt. Designed specifically to be eaten by hand without utensils.
Man #1: dude, I’m so hungry, and I don’t have a fork or plate, what do I do?
Man #2: don’t worry buddy, they have potats today for lunch, you aren’t gonna need no utensils!
Man #2: don’t worry buddy, they have potats today for lunch, you aren’t gonna need no utensils!
by Dr. Heinz Doof August 31, 2021
by Dr. Heinz Doof May 08, 2023
The act of, in this very exact particular order: finding a sexual partner and take them to eat a substantial amount of Taco Bell with you. When you both inevitably need to take a diarrhea shit, do it at the same time, with the submissive sitting on the bowl and the dominant sitting on the opened top tank. During the shit, the submissive will perform oral sex on the dominant. When the dominant finishes on the submissive’s face, they must punch the submissive in the nose to create a mixed fluid of blood and ejaculate on their face. Once both parties complete their shit. They will perform a reverse sixty nine on each other until both anuses are clean. Then the dominant must lick the submissive’s face clean.
Man 1: hey bro, why did you break up with your girlfriend? She seemed really nice.
Man 2: nah bro, she was so selfish, she wouldn’t even do a kentucky jelly doighnut upper decker double blumpkin supreme with me!
Man 1: oh man, I didn’t know that, what a selfish bitch!
Man 2: nah bro, she was so selfish, she wouldn’t even do a kentucky jelly doighnut upper decker double blumpkin supreme with me!
Man 1: oh man, I didn’t know that, what a selfish bitch!
by Dr. Heinz Doof August 30, 2021
by Dr. Heinz Doof August 01, 2022
Talk to you later, or next time you are available. I need to specify that because I have autism and take things literally.
Friend one: hey, I gotta go now. But I can maybe talk in a bit.
Friend two: oh, okay no worries, ttylontyaaintstbihaattl!
Friend two: oh, okay no worries, ttylontyaaintstbihaattl!
by Dr. Heinz Doof January 10, 2024
A heterosexual Dungeons and Dragons player, as it is in fact illegal to play Dungeons and Dragons and not be straight.
by Dr. Heinz Doof August 22, 2023
by Dr. Heinz Doof November 02, 2022