Dr. Heinz Doof's definitions

Dwhtnprfmtgwfh

“Do we have the necessary provisions required for me to get wicked fucking hammered”

Friend 1: hey are you coming to the party tonight?
Friend 2: Dwhtnprfmtgwfh? If not than no.

by Dr. Heinz Doof August 1, 2022

whoopsie no no boy

A heterosexual Dungeons and Dragons player, as it is in fact illegal to play Dungeons and Dragons and not be straight.

Wait, you are a boy who plays D&D and likes girls, that’s a Whoopsie No No Boy.

by Dr. Heinz Doof August 21, 2023

Igtypijabopods

I guess to you people I’m just a big ole’ pile of dog shit.

Friend: Anthony, we don’t like your Mac and cheese.
Anthony: Igtypijabopods

by Dr. Heinz Doof November 2, 2022

ttylontyaaintstbihaattl

Talk to you later, or next time you are available. I need to specify that because I have autism and take things literally.

Friend one: hey, I gotta go now. But I can maybe talk in a bit.

Friend two: oh, okay no worries, ttylontyaaintstbihaattl!

by Dr. Heinz Doof January 9, 2024

igijgfm

I guess I’ll just go fuck myself

All of my boys are making plans to go out without me so Igijgfm

by Dr. Heinz Doof June 11, 2022

ifyiyhmiyestmlta

“I’ll fuck you in your hot mouth if you ever speak to me like that again”

Person one: hey buddy, I think it’s time you stop drinking. You looked a little too buzzed up.
Person 2: ifyiyhmiyestmlta

by Dr. Heinz Doof July 12, 2022

ISYFDUIC

Acronym short for: I’ll suck your fucking dick until I cum.

Typically used as a threat or challenge.

Man 1: you need to stop drinking
Man 2: The fuck you say to me? ISYFDUIC

by Dr. Heinz Doof May 8, 2023