Definitions by Dr. Foo

deduction 

A physical or personal/social characteristic which necessitates a loss of points on the physical/social attractiveness scale (as figure skaters receive deductions for errors in their routines)

Super butt and danced it off, but talked about herself all night and hasn't brushed her teeth in a week--major deductions.

deduction by Dr. Foo February 20, 2009

drop a plugger

To lay a turd so large it will not flush and plugs the toilet, maybe causing it to overflow

Dude: You drop a plugger you plunge it.

Fat Skank: Bite me.

drop a plugger by Dr. Foo January 24, 2009

kneeling at the throne 

On one's knees puking into the toilet (especially when wasted on alcohol)

We finally found Rupert in the restroom totally wasted, kneeling at the throne.

kneeling at the throne by Dr. Foo December 15, 2008

beats the bomb 

The absolute superlative, the best of its kind--even better than the bomb

Waitress: How do you like your milkshake?

Dude: Beats the bomb, the best ever, thanks!

beats the bomb by Dr. Foo November 3, 2008

BFHO 

BFHO is an acronym for Big Fucking Hard On. A popular expression in the 1960's, BFHO was a form of sarcasm meaning that something thought to be a big deal was nothing to get excited about at all.

Dude 1: I got the job at McDonalds!

Dude 2: BFHO

Dude 1: You're right, BFHO

BFHO by Dr. Foo November 2, 2008

vlagellation

A fancy term for pussy-whipping

He gave up his bros and all the things he likes to do, just because of that bitch--a case of major vlagellation

vlagellation by Dr. Foo August 22, 2008

Soviet ballot 

An election in which there is only one real choice--even if it appears that more than one choice is offered--not necessarily restricted to the (old) Soviet Union.

There was no real choice--only one candidtate without a prison record--just another Soviet ballot.

Soviet ballot by Dr. Foo August 14, 2008