by Dr. Foo May 21, 2008

A person at the office that one shares all the trials and tribulations of the job and outside personal life with--also rumors, gossip, etc.-- on an emotional level. The first one someone runs to when something big happens in thier personal life or at the firm. An emotional relationship, but not a physical, sexual one. Relationship is confined to the workplace--if it goes beyond that, it is more than an office spouse.
It must have been something big, because after the meeting she went straight to Malcom, her office spouse.
by Dr. Foo March 23, 2010

An extremely poor performance when a good one is needed--can occur in any sport or area of endeavor.
(Shitting one's pants, usually figuratively, but could be literally)
(Shitting one's pants, usually figuratively, but could be literally)
He needed to put the ball on the green, but shanked it into the pond--his second pantsloader that round.
The politician seemed to present a cogent explanation, but came out with a real pantsloader when he thought the mike was off.
The politician seemed to present a cogent explanation, but came out with a real pantsloader when he thought the mike was off.
by Dr. Foo August 13, 2010

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by Dr. Foo May 08, 2008

BFHO is an acronym for Big Fucking Hard On. A popular expression in the 1960's, BFHO was a form of sarcasm meaning that something thought to be a big deal was nothing to get excited about at all.
by Dr. Foo November 02, 2008

1. Generic term for unappetizing breakfast cereal
2. Exclamation of dismay or disgust
3. Generic term for anything of poor quality, uappealing, undesired, etc.
2. Exclamation of dismay or disgust
3. Generic term for anything of poor quality, uappealing, undesired, etc.
1. Some "Continental Breakfast"--all they had was shitflakes and instant coffee.
2. Shitflakes! She still hasn't returned my call.
3. When I asked the boss for a raise, all I got was total shitflakes.
2. Shitflakes! She still hasn't returned my call.
3. When I asked the boss for a raise, all I got was total shitflakes.
by Dr. Foo May 08, 2008
