Dr. Bubba's definitions

Book Coma

The condition we fall into with 'the book we can't put down.' The afflicted can't hear the voices of others and frequently forget to eat and attend to matters of personal hygiene.

I'm sorry I didn't return your calls this weekend. I was in a book coma with the new Harlan Coben book Friday afternoon and I all I did was turn pages. Apologies for the smell, and can I have some of your fries?

by Dr. Bubba June 29, 2011

nut cracker

A new boss brought in for the purpose of changing a work group who uses a substantial level of pain to get people to do what he/she wants.

How's the new boss?
Dude, she is a nut cracker. All those policies we've been ignoring are now the freakin' LAW!!

by Dr. Bubba August 29, 2011

comfort twenty

The pounds people put on when they're in a stable relationship.

Things must be good with Howard and Diane, he's packed on the comfort twenty.

by Dr. Bubba March 28, 2012

upcrack

The unfortunate condition where shorts sneak between the inner thighs and other crevasses of folks of substantial weight.

Damn, baby, those bike shorts have gone badly upcrack!

by Dr. Bubba February 4, 2010

dating weight

The difference between marriage weight and what you get to to snag your next mate. The comfort 20 is gone and baby's ready to rock.

Wow! Shiela's lost some pounds and she's at dating weight!

by Dr. Bubba March 28, 2012

arm booger

A person who needs to be picked off your friend's sleeve.

Charlie needs to move his arm booger along -- he's embarassing himself.

by Dr. Bubba May 20, 2012

Asspansion

The phenomenon in which butts expand over time.

Did you see Dee Ann at the reunion? Damn, asspansion had got the best of her!

by Dr. Bubba April 4, 2011