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Definitions by Dr. Badwrench

politically incorrect 

1. Saying what you mean, and meaning what you say

2. Being vocal and active in speaking out against the government, especially during the G W Bush administration

3. What ignorant assholes use as their excuse for being ignorant assholes
1. It would be politically incorrect for a candidate to reveal their true agenda, especially if they step down from a multimillion-dollar corporate position to take a job that pays $100,00 a year.

2. Today, it is politically incorrect to say that the government has botched the Iraq invasion and persists in getting Americans killed for the benefit of a people that does not want us there.

3. Some call Ann Coulter politically incorrect, but she merely spouts the same tired diatribes and John Birch Society rhetoric, infused with her own ignorant vitriol.

scar merchant

An amateur tattooist or "professional" of bad reputation and low-quality (and low priced) work. Usually an amateur or "a friend who works out of their house", scar merchants, or scratchers are unschooled, unsanitary and generally a big mistake. Going to one is literally buying a scar.
Dude, fuck that guy! Billy Bob is a scar merchant. Go to Tattoo City on Lombard for good work.
scar merchant by Dr. Badwrench November 8, 2007

wing nut 

A fanatical rider and fan of Honda's line of Gold Wing heavy touring motorcycles.
Bill isn't a biker! He's a freakin' Wing nut. He rides a Lazy Boy on wheels.
wing nut by Dr. Badwrench November 5, 2007
A street person, homeless or bum, especially a beggar or revolting vagrant. From the Dutch "skelder", to cheat. Usage more common on the East Coast.
Some fuckin' skel shit on my front stoop! Buncha fuckin' savages!
skel by Dr. Badwrench July 15, 2007

franistan 

Well, your franistan housing is cracked. We're looking at about $1500 total, parts and labor.
franistan by Dr. Badwrench July 14, 2007

pickled Jesus candles

Those tall jar candles with the bizarre, often gruesome, Catholic iconography on the outside of the jar. Usually found at Mexican markets, religious gift stores, and the ethnic food section at the supermarket.
Shop 'n' Rob in Bay Point has a great selection of pickled Jesus candles.

No, I'm not Catholic, I just like pickled Jesus candles.
Slang term for Mogen David wine, especially the fortified-wine MD 20/20 variety. The MD stands for Mogen David. It was shortened to MD for their line of bum wines to differentiate between their more respectable (if no less nasty) line of kosher wines.

Contrary to popular myth, there has never been a wine sold under the name Mad Dog.
Got me some Mad Dog last night and got fucked up.

There's a new flavor of Mad Dog called Buck Bunny and it's licorice! Nasty!

Red Grape Mad Dog is 18% alcohol.
mad dog by Dr. Badwrench June 16, 2007