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Definitions by Dr. Badwrench

Doom Cock 

A large, long-barreled, high-power handgun, preferably a revolver. From the comic book Preacher where the villain, Starr gets his junk bitten off by a trained Rottweiler and compensates with an obsession with large handguns. He stands in front of the mirror, holding his gun at groin level, saying "doom cock".
Doom cock.
DOOM COCK!
DOOOOOOM COOOOOOCK!!!!!!!!!

That .500 S&W is a fucking doom cock.
Here's where Dirty Harry pulls his doom cock.
Doom Cock by Dr. Badwrench April 5, 2008

wooden music 

Acoustic music, from the largely wood instruments such as acoustic guitars and basses, banjos, fiddles, dobros, etc.
Acoustic Sunrise on KFOG plays a lot of great wooden music.
wooden music by Dr. Badwrench March 29, 2008
Short for Evolution, a series of Harley-Davidson engines. The "big twin" Evo replaced the Shovelhead in 1984, replaced by the Twin Cam in 1999. The Evo Sportster or XL replaced the Ironhead in 1986 and is still in production, albeit in a rubber-mount format.
Stock Evo big twins have an 80-inch displacement.

Evo by Dr. Badwrench March 2, 2008

OCC wrench 

A two-pound dead-blow hammer, often mistaken for a rubber mallet. The primary tool of the hacks at Orange County Choppers, especially Paulie. Chiefly used for axle installation, engine/transmission alignment and primary cover installation.

Properly used, an OCC wrench is a useful tool that one occasionally needs for stubborn, rusty old parts, not shiny new ones that should slide together if one knows what they are doing.
I have been a motorcycle mechanic for ten years, and have never needed the OCC wrench to put in an axle.

Look, that idiot Paulie dinged that primary with the OCC wrench!
OCC wrench by Dr. Badwrench February 23, 2008

Schneider egg 

Orange bags of trash left by highway work crews. From the orange trailers of the Schneider trucking company. West Coast trucker slang
I had to swerve to avoid that asshole in the Mitsubishi and hit a couple Schneider eggs. Should've seen that trash fly!
Schneider egg by Dr. Badwrench February 22, 2008

Murphy scam 

A robbery scam where a woman poses as a prostitute and lures the john/mark into a room. When they are in bed, the woman's male partner rushes in, usually brandishing a gun and posing as a jealous husband or jilted lover. The mark leaves in a hurry, without his clothes or valuables. The perpetrators, or "Murphy artists" collect their loot and escape.

A similar version was used in the movie Porky's as a prank involving a black guy with a machete, chasing the naked crew into the woods.
New Orleans used to be the capital of the Murphy scam.
Murphy scam by Dr. Badwrench February 22, 2008
Du day uh da berf uh Jeebus
Merry Crimmus

I's got me a Escalade wit' Dubs fo' Crimmus
crimmus by Dr. Badwrench January 2, 2008