The arms-extended-upwards palms-facing-out and swaying side-to-side or hopping up-and-down dance done by fervent Christians while in church. Usually seen in more fundamentalist/evangelical churches and "Songs4Worship" commercials. The religious version of jazz hands
What's with that Jeez hands dance they're doing?
That's why Baptists don;t have sex standing up. It leads to dancing.
That's why Baptists don;t have sex standing up. It leads to dancing.
by Dr. Badwrench December 15, 2008
A powerful hoodoo charm, usually a cloth bag filled with roots, herbs, minerals, goofer dust, etc. Does not actually refer to an actual hand, but to certain roots commonly used in mojo. Also called a gris-gris.
by Dr. Badwrench November 25, 2006
A robbery scam where a woman poses as a prostitute and lures the john/mark into a room. When they are in bed, the woman's male partner rushes in, usually brandishing a gun and posing as a jealous husband or jilted lover. The mark leaves in a hurry, without his clothes or valuables. The perpetrators, or "Murphy artists" collect their loot and escape.
A similar version was used in the movie Porky's as a prank involving a black guy with a machete, chasing the naked crew into the woods.
A similar version was used in the movie Porky's as a prank involving a black guy with a machete, chasing the naked crew into the woods.
by Dr. Badwrench February 22, 2008
by Dr. Badwrench June 27, 2006
To drink at home before going to the game, concert, bar, party, wedding, etc. where the drinks will either be expensive, crappy, or non-existent. To get buzzed, or even drunk, before going out.
Beers are $6 at the game, so let's preload.
I preloaded before the wedding. The church doesn't allow alcohol.
I preloaded before the wedding. The church doesn't allow alcohol.
by Dr. Badwrench April 05, 2008
A goth, vampire wannabe or other fake undead wanker
necro = dead
chondriac - from hypochondriac
One who prettends they are dead, to the point of belief.
Characterized by dark clothing, white face makeup with black lipstick and eye makeup, usually sporting cross or wannabe satanic jewelry, coffin-themed acessories, etc.
necro = dead
chondriac - from hypochondriac
One who prettends they are dead, to the point of belief.
Characterized by dark clothing, white face makeup with black lipstick and eye makeup, usually sporting cross or wannabe satanic jewelry, coffin-themed acessories, etc.
Look at those Ann Rice-loving tossers! Bunch of necrochondriac fucks! HEY! You're not black sheep, you're sheep in black!
by Dr. Badwrench July 11, 2006
by Dr. Badwrench September 22, 2006