Definitions by Dr. Badwrench

bobber 

A motorcycle that has been modified by removing unnecessary parts like turn signals and crash bars, cutting the fenders down (bobbing) or even removing them completely, installing a smaller fuel tank, etc.

Originally the modifications were done to increase the motorcycle's power-to-weight ratio for increased performance and racing.

Also called a cut-down, California special or Fat Bob if the stock gas tanks are kept on.

Bobbers were the precursor to choppers.

Jimbo has a sweet Panhead bobber.

bobber by Dr. Badwrench January 5, 2009

assal 

Of or pertaining to the ass in its entirety.

Anal is to anus as assal is to ass

Assal horizontology

assal by Dr. Badwrench December 18, 2008

Jeez hands 

The arms-extended-upwards palms-facing-out and swaying side-to-side or hopping up-and-down dance done by fervent Christians while in church. Usually seen in more fundamentalist/evangelical churches and "Songs4Worship" commercials. The religious version of jazz hands

What's with that Jeez hands dance they're doing?

That's why Baptists don;t have sex standing up. It leads to dancing.

Jeez hands by Dr. Badwrench December 15, 2008

Bronson rock 

Any object, such as a rock, stick, shoe or butterknife used as an emergency or field-expedient tool. From the old TV series "Then Came Bronson" when Bronson (Michael Parks) uses a rock to pound dents out of his bike's fender and gas tank.

That guy can fix anything with a Bronson rock and a smokewrench

Bronson rock by Dr. Badwrench October 29, 2008

nut buster

An improvised grenade made of a shotgun shell inserted into a length of tubing (cardboard, plastic, or thin aluminum) with fins attached to the other end, and a marble or ball bearing taped over the primer. The nut buster is thrown into the air and lands on the marble, firing the shell and spraying the area with shot.

During the riot, two men threw nut busters into the crowd

nut buster by Dr. Badwrench September 28, 2008

French key 

European slang for a Crescent wrench.

I need the damn French Key, this socket is too big.

French key by Dr. Badwrench September 25, 2008

false Jerry 

A Jerry Garcia look-alike. Doesn't have to be grey-haired and bearded, but from any era of Jerry.

I saw a false Jerry at the market, but he was like '66 Jerry, with big muttonchops.

false Jerry by Dr. Badwrench May 26, 2008