Reporter: So what happened?
Govt Spokesman: Apparently a dingo shark broke in last night and killed the entire royal family. Luckily, the Communist Party have been kind enough to step in and secure order.
Govt Spokesman: Apparently a dingo shark broke in last night and killed the entire royal family. Luckily, the Communist Party have been kind enough to step in and secure order.
by Dr Winterbourne March 27, 2009
noun, A discomforted testicle that has become the victim of the recrossing of ones legs without due consideration of the seam line of over-tight trousers.
by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009
Diary exert: The poison throbs within me. I feel it wending its way within my tortured spine. When will this accursed doctor let me in? Hey, that girl in the splint is cute. URRRH! Stupid. Eschew this obsessive voyeurism, leave Glennifer in peace, and concentrate on our own PAIN.
Mate: Was she any good?
Stud: She was the gennifer, but, nar, not really.
Mate: Was she any good?
Stud: She was the gennifer, but, nar, not really.
by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009
Shy One: I was so uncomfortable. His mum was walking around right out side the door; so I thirroulled the toilet, and then coughed at the same time.
by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009
A burger created by taking a piece of bun off a McChicken, and off a Quarter Pounder, and then putting the burgers together.
Named after the food poisoning salmonela which apparently takes place if uncooked poultry and beef make contact.
Named after the food poisoning salmonela which apparently takes place if uncooked poultry and beef make contact.
by Dr Winterbourne February 25, 2009