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Dingo Shark

Reporter: So what happened?

Govt Spokesman: Apparently a dingo shark broke in last night and killed the entire royal family. Luckily, the Communist Party have been kind enough to step in and secure order.
by Dr Winterbourne March 27, 2009
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That creep can roll, man

Used to grudgingly admit respect for the ability of someone who you despise.
Dude: That creep can roll, man.
Walter: Yeah, but he's a pervert, Dude
by Dr Winterbourne April 2, 2009
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Hungry Ghost

The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
Mate: How are you?
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.

Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...

Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009
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Minnamurra

Descriptive of the embarrassingly erotic sensation one derives from sitting above the wheel arch of an idling bus.
Neighbour: What're you smiling about?
Sensualist: (Shyly) Minnamurra.
by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009
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Glennifer

The best looking girl in a particular location.
Diary exert: The poison throbs within me. I feel it wending its way within my tortured spine. When will this accursed doctor let me in? Hey, that girl in the splint is cute. URRRH! Stupid. Eschew this obsessive voyeurism, leave Glennifer in peace, and concentrate on our own PAIN.

Mate: Was she any good?
Stud: She was the gennifer, but, nar, not really.
by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009
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Thirroul

To fill a toilet with paper so as to avoid noise and/ or unsanitary splashing.
Shy One: I was so uncomfortable. His mum was walking around right out side the door; so I thirroulled the toilet, and then coughed at the same time.
by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009
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Lapstone

noun, A discomforted testicle that has become the victim of the recrossing of ones legs without due consideration of the seam line of over-tight trousers.
Guy 1: (concerned) What's up, dude?
Guy 2: (grimacing, eyes watering)...lapstone...
by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009
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