by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009
The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.
The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.
The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.
The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
Mate: How are you?
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.
Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...
Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.
Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...
Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009
by Dr Winterbourne February 21, 2009
Reporter: So what happened?
Govt Spokesman: Apparently a dingo shark broke in last night and killed the entire royal family. Luckily, the Communist Party have been kind enough to step in and secure order.
Govt Spokesman: Apparently a dingo shark broke in last night and killed the entire royal family. Luckily, the Communist Party have been kind enough to step in and secure order.
by Dr Winterbourne March 27, 2009
Descriptive of the embarrassingly erotic sensation one derives from sitting above the wheel arch of an idling bus.
by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009
A burger created by taking a piece of bun off a McChicken, and off a Quarter Pounder, and then putting the burgers together.
Named after the food poisoning salmonela which apparently takes place if uncooked poultry and beef make contact.
Named after the food poisoning salmonela which apparently takes place if uncooked poultry and beef make contact.
by Dr Winterbourne February 25, 2009
noun, A discomforted testicle that has become the victim of the recrossing of ones legs without due consideration of the seam line of over-tight trousers.
by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009