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Minnamurra

Descriptive of the embarrassingly erotic sensation one derives from sitting above the wheel arch of an idling bus.
Neighbour: What're you smiling about?
Sensualist: (Shyly) Minnamurra.
by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009
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Hungry Ghost

The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
Mate: How are you?
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.

Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...

Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009
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Ren

noun; Chinese word meaning forbearance, or tolerance.
Maintain a state of ren and your character will grow stronger.
by Dr Winterbourne February 21, 2009
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McSalmonela

A burger created by taking a piece of bun off a McChicken, and off a Quarter Pounder, and then putting the burgers together.

Named after the food poisoning salmonela which apparently takes place if uncooked poultry and beef make contact.
Driver: Whadder you want?
Shotgun: McSalmonela and a cherry pie.
by Dr Winterbourne February 25, 2009
mugGet the McSalmonelamug.

Slitch

noun; The first girl on the dancefloor.
Punter: This place is dead. We just need a slitch to break the ice.
by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009
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Thirroul

To fill a toilet with paper so as to avoid noise and/ or unsanitary splashing.
Shy One: I was so uncomfortable. His mum was walking around right out side the door; so I thirroulled the toilet, and then coughed at the same time.
by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009
mugGet the Thirroulmug.

Zhen

noun; pronounced 'jhen'. Chinese word, meaning truth, or truthfulness.
by Dr Winterbourne February 21, 2009
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