Definitions by Dr Johnson

pig circus 

a gathering of ugly inbreds, esp a social gathering

A: Jeez, I gotta leave , it's like a fricking pig circus in there.

pig circus by Dr Johnson October 21, 2010

cunt soup 

A group of people you despise esp when at a social gathering all milling and mingling. esp pretentious types.

A: Gotta get out of here. It's cunt soup.

cunt soup by Dr Johnson October 21, 2010

skyrme

(v) to skyrme: to masterbate. From the Latin skyreme...
skyrmo skyrmmus
skyrms skyrmtis
skyrmt skyrmunt

E.g. That Little Bob buys so many jazz mags, he must skyrme all night long!

skyrme by Dr Johnson January 27, 2005

manthem

Agressively male chant/song as may be used on the football terraces or going into battle to rouse the troups.

'ere we go, 'ere we go 'ere we go!

manthem by Dr Johnson March 7, 2004

spit roast 

See "Bookender"

spit roast by Dr Johnson October 13, 2003

fair game 

Freely available, usually used in a sexual sense. Comes from English Grouse hunters expression to identify a bird that is a legitimate target as opposed to a bird that is injured, too young etc.

My 15 year old neighbour has been teasing me for months now - as soon as she hits 16 she is, as far as I'm concerned, fair game.

fair game by Dr Johnson October 13, 2003