Definitions by Dr Fox

drop the kids off at the mosque 

drop the kids off at the mosque....

To take a dump.
To have a shit.
To have a Thora.
To go for an Ertha.

Wife..."Are you ready to go shopping yet love?"

Hubby..."Give us five minutes will you, i`d better drop the kids off at the mosque first"

drop the kids off at the mosque by Dr Fox May 24, 2007

dingles 

dingles.....more than one dingle

(see also hill-troll hill-trolls& Burnley

dingles.....a group of people from the yorkshire hamlet of Burnley

dingles by Dr Fox May 23, 2007

Hill-trolls

Hill-trolls.....people from Burnley. More than one hill-troll

(see also dingle& dingles

Hill-trolls are folk who live in small cave-like huts in the yorkshire pennine hills. They are easily spotted by the way they drag their knuckles when they walk & the way they say "Burn-lah" & "Burn-err-lee" in their thick yorkshire accents.
People of lower intelligence who have been drinking from a smaller than average gene pool.

(see Burnley)

Hill-trolls by Dr Fox May 23, 2007

notlob 

notlob.....derisary term for Bolton & it`s people. Bolton spelt backwards (as in Monty Python sketch)

notlob....or Notlobbers or piggies are Bolton Wanderers fans. No one hates Bolton, no-one can be bothered to hate them as they are a non-entity. They try to hate Man Utd, Man City, blackburn Rovers & buryin a futile attempt to get a rivalry with somebody...anybody....but no-one can be bothered to hate them back. They are a NOTHING club.

notlob by Dr Fox May 23, 2007

fettler 

A friendly Blackburn term used for a mate or pal.

"Arty o`reyt fettler?".....(meaning "Hello, are you alright my friend?")

"Owst tha doin fettler?"....("How are you my friend?")

"Ah`ll si-thi in a bit fettler"....("I will see you soon my friend")

fettler by Dr Fox May 23, 2007

fettle

to fettle is to perform a sexual act on somebody.

"Ey-up our Eli! Did`st thi end up avin a fettle wi that bintfrompt behind t`bar last neet?"

"Aye, it wer reyt grand anole. We were fettlin` all neet. She`s a reyt dirty mare is that Shirley Bagthwaite...ah`ll tell thee!"

fettle by Dr Fox May 23, 2007

Dustha`tekkitupbottycock 

A Blackburn chat-up line.
It cuts out all the bull & get to the nitty-gritty question of whether said lady offers anal sex on the first night.

"O`reyt love. Tha`s lookin` a bit tasty t`neet int t`fancy clobber tha` nos. Tell us, dustha`tekkitupbottycock?"

Dustha`tekkitupbottycock by Dr Fox May 23, 2007