monk.....to sulk. To have a 'monk on' is to give the impression one is extremely unhappy about a situation. To look as miserable as a monk.
"What`s up wit` spotty teenager over there? He`s got a proper monk on. Has someone forced him to have a bath? The smelly little shit!"
by Dr Fox May 11, 2007
nitty gritty.....to get down to the serious stuff. This 'stuff' could be work, fine details of a plan, or sex.
"Reet-o love, i`ve taken you out to the fancy restaurant tongiht. I`ve fed & watered you & we`ve had a reet grand neet.....are we gonna get down tert nitty gritty or av i just wasted twenty-five quid on you fer nowt?"
by Dr Fox May 08, 2007
jib....to avoid or get out of doing something.
To jib something is to duck out of doing it.
To be a jibber is to let somebody (maybe a friend) down.
To let down all your friends at the last moment is to be a jibbin git.
To jib something is to duck out of doing it.
To be a jibber is to let somebody (maybe a friend) down.
To let down all your friends at the last moment is to be a jibbin git.
"He not coming to the football, he`s jibbed out"
"I bet you ten quid he`ll jib the footy"
"He never comes to the footy anymore, he`s a right jibber these days"
"He`s rung & said he`s not coming, the jibbin git!"
"I bet you ten quid he`ll jib the footy"
"He never comes to the footy anymore, he`s a right jibber these days"
"He`s rung & said he`s not coming, the jibbin git!"
by Dr Fox May 08, 2007
drop the kids off at the mosque....
To take a dump.
To have a shit.
To have a Thora.
To go for an Ertha.
To take a dump.
To have a shit.
To have a Thora.
To go for an Ertha.
Wife..."Are you ready to go shopping yet love?"
Hubby..."Give us five minutes will you, i`d better drop the kids off at the mosque first"
Hubby..."Give us five minutes will you, i`d better drop the kids off at the mosque first"
by Dr Fox May 09, 2007
stoppy back.....otherwise known as after hours. Extra illegal drinking time in a pub. This ancient tradition had waned over the last few years due to new more relaxed drinking laws in the UK, but still a few 'traditional' landlords keep the faith.
local...."Anychance of a stoppy back tonight boss?"
Landlord...."Aye, just let me get rid of a few strange faces first" (usually followed by a wink)
;0)
Landlord...."Aye, just let me get rid of a few strange faces first" (usually followed by a wink)
;0)
by Dr Fox May 19, 2007
Norbreck...."Ey our Eli! Tha' nos tha`ll ne`er gerrof wi that posh bird from that there London"
Eli...."Owdst tha work thaddun out our Norbreck?"
Norbreck...."Well, shid nod understand a bloody word tha sed, coz tha`s too full o`t t`lanky-talk tha` nos"
Eli...."Owdst tha work thaddun out our Norbreck?"
Norbreck...."Well, shid nod understand a bloody word tha sed, coz tha`s too full o`t t`lanky-talk tha` nos"
by Dr Fox May 08, 2007
Hill-trolls are folk who live in small cave-like huts in the yorkshire pennine hills. They are easily spotted by the way they drag their knuckles when they walk & the way they say "Burn-lah" & "Burn-err-lee" in their thick yorkshire accents.
People of lower intelligence who have been drinking from a smaller than average gene pool.
(see Burnley)
People of lower intelligence who have been drinking from a smaller than average gene pool.
(see Burnley)
by Dr Fox May 07, 2007