Definitions by Dr Dock

AHEM 

Lewis' comments whilst waiting for the Muse gig on November 27th 2003

"I'm hitting the note" AHEM

"Yes, feel free to blow me up with a bomb" AHEM

AHEM by Dr Dock December 2, 2003

Waow 

A noise made usually by irritating individuals who drive clapped out Volkswagons. A stupid and opinionated person with ginger hair

WAOW you can't drive and I can!!! WAOW!!

Waow by Dr Dock December 1, 2003

cooked

1. A slang phrase used to describe someone out of the ordinary

2. Someone especially violent

1. Some cooked man ran up to us earlier and showed us his purple headed custard chucker

2. I wouldn't stare at him, hes cooked

cooked by Dr Dock December 1, 2003

Purple Headed Custard Chucker 

An erect penis during the process of ejaculation. The penis being at its most pressurised phase, is usually seen as a dark red or purple colour.

Howard aimed his purple headed custard chucker at catmur's face

Purple Headed Custard Chucker by Dr Dock November 30, 2003

Bdz 

A reaction towards another displaying arrogance towards yourself

Simon was so bdz to me today

Bdz by Dr Dock November 30, 2003

Wom 

To feel immense anger

I'm so wom about that

Wom by Dr Dock November 30, 2003