A mental disorder often developed in early childhood due to having had a parent who emitted intolerably rank, often deafening farts out of the blue.
How could I have predicted that my dear husband’s vile and sudden gaseous explosions would become a trigger for my Posttraumatic Fart Disorder?
by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2020
by Dr Bunnygirl May 22, 2020
As I stood in the rotunda, surrounded by an expanding ocean of angry Americans, I felt the words, “Lock him up!” come rolling out of my throat.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 21, 2019
When an accused murderer pulls the “crazy card” and tries to convince law enforcement and everyone else that he did what he did because he was obeying a barking Labrador retriever, or anything equally absurd, who ostensibly told him that he must kill.
I’m here to defend this poor, innocent gentleman who has suffered all his life with the dreaded Son of Sam Syndrome; he is the victim, Your Honor, as he for years since his boyhood, has been followed by small weasels telling him to do the most heinous of things.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 03, 2019
It was somewhat easier, they all thought, to just continue to pretend not to smell the horrific, near paralyzing stench of the elephant turd in the room.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2019
by Dr Bunnygirl November 27, 2022
The carefully crafted mantra used by the famous “Inmate Whisperer” psychologist, Dr. Bunnygirl, which is typically employed to show her flawed humanity, usually at the first prison clinical contact.
You’ve waited here, trapped for hours in the “shark cage” waiting to refuse this mental health appointment, and that’s fine, so don’t you fucking trip!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 14, 2019