Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

turd sculpture 

The refined person’s way of referring to taking a shit.

Excuse me, my dear friend, I must leave for awhile so that I might work on a most collectible turd sculpture.

turd sculpture by Dr Bunnygirl June 5, 2021

Pocket Poodles

Tiny Poodles that people keep hidden in their pockets to keep themselves company when they are not supposed to have any animal companions.

I got myself some of them fabulous little Pocket Poodles so that I will never have to be alone!

Pocket Poodles by Dr Bunnygirl June 4, 2021

rudetard 

Someone who is so astoundingly rude that you come to believe they may have a severe intellectual deficit.

We refer to our insanely noisy, frequently drunk and disorderly next door neighbor as the neighborhood rudetard.

rudetard by Dr Bunnygirl June 4, 2021

ruding 

The concentrated effort to be rude that is often the pastime of the wealthy.

Her capacity for exceedingly obnoxious and continuous ruding has never been exceeded by anyone!

ruding by Dr Bunnygirl June 4, 2021

potlicker 

A derogatory term for a dog that can’t stop itself from drinking from the toilet bowl even when it has water in it’s own bowl.

C’mon you dirty little potlicker, get your nose outta there!

potlicker by Dr Bunnygirl June 4, 2021

zigzaggery 

A verb used to characterize the avoidance of a subject using the imagery of zig-zagging as rabbits naturally employ to avoid being nailed by a predator.

I noticed that she often engaged in the clever art of zigzaggery when interviewers asked her pointed questions about her earlier life as a depressed alcoholic married to a Los Angeles commercial and television actor.

zigzaggery by Dr Bunnygirl June 4, 2021

The Fauch 

A popular nickname for Dr. Anthony Fauci who is loved and admired all over the world for his unparalleled expertise and always patient, avuncular, matter of fact manner.

Who would have ever guessed that The Fauch is actually Jim Morrison who in 1971, bored by his drug-addled existence and obsession with sex, faked his own death in Paris and then attended medical school after undergoing plastic surgery and a penis reduction in order to hide his true identity.

The Fauch by Dr Bunnygirl June 4, 2021