Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl
street sideshow
An informal demonstration of automotive stunts often held in empty parking lots and vacant streets, having first appeared in Oakland, California in the 1980s as social gatherings of youth.
I was not allowed to go to street sideshows when I was a teenager and I knew that if I did, there would be hell to pay!
street sideshow by Dr Bunnygirl June 30, 2021
Barred For Life
The Insurrectionist in Chief’s nickname for his previously deeply loyal ex-AG who has finally made a decision to split from 45’s cult of delusion.
Why of course he is Barred For Life, he won’t be at my side in the next glorious and more outwardly racist chapter since he can’t see that Donald Trump was the true winner of the 2020 election!
Barred For Life by Dr Bunnygirl June 29, 2021
Little Tommy Trout
An altruistic kid from “Ding Dong Bell,” an English children’s song, who pulled the kitty from the well, who much later was unfortunately determined to be an insufferable codependent.
That Little Tommy Trout sure was a very helpful young man who would likely be surprised to learn that a wall-mounted animatronic singing trout would be his future namesake!
Little Tommy Trout by Dr Bunnygirl June 29, 2021
yapper enablers
The hostile folks who gleefully set the stage for their endlessly annoying yapping canines to drive others to fits of screaming.
Yup, yapper enablers are not just lazy and irresponsible, they actually get off on having their dogs communicate “fuck you” to their neighbors for them.
yapper enablers by Dr Bunnygirl June 29, 2021
His Assholiness
Melania’s initially secret pet name for the 45th POTUS which was eventually adopted by many in 45’s administration who worked closely with him.
Let’s get His Assholiness in here for the photo op and then he can be released back to his room while we discuss this issue further.
His Assholiness by Dr Bunnygirl June 29, 2021
Obsessive Compulsive Bank Robbing Disorder
A disabling psychological disorder that propels the sufferer to repeatedly and uncontrollably rob banks until they are finally nabbed and sent inside where they are left to regale their psychologists with exciting stories about their own magnetic personalities and long-standing risk taking patterns since childhood.
I’d asked my attorney to make it clear that I am a victim of a serious case of Obsessive Compulsive Bank Robbing Disorder but the judge laughed in open court and dismissed it as a manipulative ploy to obtain a reduced sentence.
Obsessive Compulsive Bank Robbing Disorder by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2021