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Covidmind

Our cognitive process, operating under COVID rules and demands, at all times attending to what we have to do to “stay safe” in this sick, new world.
OK, I got my Covidmind in gear and I’m ready for combat; I’ve put on my mask, grabbed the personal sanitizer, and plan to make my short trip to Walmart where I’ll pop my trunk while holding my breath and receive my prepaid groceries and then I’ll go straight home!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 25, 2020
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hummus fart

An especially horrific fart characterized by a protracted ripping sound that resonates as it exits the anus.
Whoa Dad, that’s a hummus fart for sure!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 11, 2020
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wienerette

I call it mon petite wienerette!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 23, 2020
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mushroom helper

A nickname for the body-hugging little black deathsuit impregnated with mushroom spores to hasten one’s decomposition.
Upon my death I plan for my body to be placed into the ground, sans casket, in a simple suit I call the mushroom helper.
by Dr Bunnygirl April 1, 2019
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Baby Don

Another nickname for Putin’s Puppet, the 45th POTUS.
Baby Don is a childish dictator/mafia don wannabe who is also an idiot, in the mixed cultural genres of “Baby Doc Duvalier” of Haiti and a small-time mafia don.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 30, 2019
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yapmasters

Neighbors who are entitled and un-neighborly insofar as they see no problem with allowing their yappy little dogs to disturb the peace, both day and night.
We live behind the ultimate yapmasters; they actually had the balls to report us to the Police for reporting them to the Animal Control Officer!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 22, 2019
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Pussyland

An expression used to describe a place that is heavily populated by presumablyavailable” women.
We’re going to Pussyland this weekend, anybody want to come?
by Dr Bunnygirl July 11, 2020
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