Dr Bunnygirl's definitions

bunman

A nickname for a guy who is really into rabbits.

I wouldn’t call my husband a bunman exactly, but he’s a good father to my rabbits!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 2, 2020

chatservice

A useful telephonic service provided to folks who need verbal contact that is not of a crisis nature.

I’ve hired an excellent chatservice to talk with my loquacious husband for a half hour each night so that I might have a little break!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 13, 2021

buttweevils

The small beetles that feed on the debris lodged in a particularly unclean person’s asshole hair.

Not having seen him for over a decade, I never imagined that my ex could harbor such a horrific case of buttweevils.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 11, 2019

flutterpants

Someone whose pants you can see moving as they fill and collapse with frequent and powerful fart action.

Fuck you flutterpants, why don’t you go stand next to another good friend?

by Dr Bunnygirl August 17, 2019

firework head

When a person’s mind is almost entirely consumed by setting off the perfect series of fireworks on the Fourth of July, so they practice every night for a month, driving their friends and neighbors nearly crazy.

That guy’s a totally OCD firework head to the point where this annual insipid activity appears to have eaten the poor fucker’s brain.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2020

all balls and no forehead

Slang for not very bright.

That poor fucker is all balls and no forehead.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 11, 2019

Commanders of the Faithful candidate

A designation assigned to none other than Mike Pence because of his meek-seeming but deeply power-mongering Handmaid’s Tale view of the future United States.

His practiced piety always either cited or enacted in every speech, the Commanders of the Faithful candidate will work to legally rip away more than a woman’s right to choose.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 7, 2023