King Trump the Tarrific

Another apt nickname for the barely elected human wrecking ball, the 45th President of the United States.
In his largely distorted, psychotic view of his role in the world, King Trump the Tarrific is righting all of the long-standing economic wrongs by punitively damaging all players via poorly thought out tariffs, largely to show that he can wield power over everyone.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 29, 2019
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snail hunting

Term used to refer to, and lightheartedly joke about, the reality of sleeplessness and being up when the snails are out.
Well yes I have been doing a lot more snail hunting these days since I’ve been worried about zero income due to COVID!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 08, 2020
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Hurry Shitter

A product for gastrointestinally challenged Baby Boomers marketed by the makers of the Hurry Cane which is essentially a rolling toilet on wheels.
You don’t have to get off the pot to take a sunset walk when you take it on the Hurry Shitter!
by Dr Bunnygirl January 04, 2019
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blow me like a trumpet

A nifty phrase you can drop in the workplace that is sure to offend the ultra tight-ass crowd who have difficulty with crude references to body parts or sex.
Why of course it was entirely impulsive, inappropriate and sadly unprofessional for me to state, “well they can blow me like a trumpet!” - I should have better assessed my audience!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 17, 2020
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workplace caricature

A term for a workplace colleague who generally behaves in an outwardly extreme manner, one who enjoys playing an exaggerated version of themselves.
Yeah, he becomes easily bored and when that happens, he’s off into his role as a total workplace caricature because everybody laughs and he gets all that attention!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 15, 2019
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Camp Covid

A sardonic nickname for any one of a number of prisons that COVID-19 has already hit.
OK, I’m off to work, I’m all suited up for Camp Covid!
by Dr Bunnygirl April 22, 2020
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messiah politicians

A term used to describe grandiose politicians who consider themselves saviors and expect all of their constituents to kneel at the altars of their perversely pious and pseudo-religious claptrap that is clearly designed to keep their authoritarian leadership dreams intact and growing.
Well let’s see, “Who exactly are the messiah politicians?” you may ask as you can’t help but immediately visualize the barely controlled explosive rage on the ruddy faces of Rick and Donald!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 28, 2023
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