Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

lower bunk chrono

A highly sought-after and coveted commodity inside prison that keeps one from having to scale that upper bunk.

I got myself a lower bunk chrono and nobody will pry it from me, ever.

lower bunk chrono by Dr Bunnygirl April 3, 2019

hair sniffer 

An accusation configured for a man who has done nothing unscrupulous and who happens to be capable of snatching the Presidency from the Moron in Chief.

That Joe Biden is a real bad hair sniffer.

hair sniffer by Dr Bunnygirl April 3, 2019

lockstepping

Gutless, mindless adherence to a cookie cutter norm devised to prevent independent thought and individuality.

We will see a lot of lockstepping among the younger, less powerful and less outspoken clinical staff.

lockstepping by Dr Bunnygirl April 3, 2019

soapsucker 

A person who swears a lot.

When he was a little boy, his momma made sure he was a frequent soapsucker.

soapsucker by Dr Bunnygirl April 3, 2019

flipoffism 

The practice of regularly employing the bird to express emotional content.

She is a dedicated practitioner of unharnessed flipoffism and clearly doesn’t care who is offended.

flipoffism by Dr Bunnygirl April 3, 2019

roboshrinks 

A sardonic term for mental health clinicians working in California prisons who are being slowly shaped into robotic units of questionable integrity.

Will ethics prevail among the roboshrinks?

roboshrinks by Dr Bunnygirl April 2, 2019

mushroom helper 

A nickname for the body-hugging little black deathsuit impregnated with mushroom spores to hasten one’s decomposition.

Upon my death I plan for my body to be placed into the ground, sans casket, in a simple suit I call the mushroom helper.

mushroom helper by Dr Bunnygirl April 1, 2019