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Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

barkathon 

When neighborhood dogs who are outdoors in their little adjacent yards all begin to bark in unison in response to something unknown to the human mind.
Yup, it’s another two AM barkathon; they really are all part of one enormous pack, despite those fences!
barkathon by Dr Bunnygirl June 3, 2019

the victim box 

Slang for the commonly experienced state of mind where life has been a series of victimizations which have come to contain and define someone.
He had been existing inside of the victim box for so long, struggling to exit the toxic narrative and redefine himself against all of the warm and fuzzy sympathies which at some point in his growth, had become almost entirely repugnant.

that trump sneer 

That slightly hostile but partly smiling one-sided lip curl of disdain and disgust worn by each and every member of the Trump clan.
In analyzing that trump sneer, there is a dead fish look in the eyes concurrent with a type of shit-smelling expression which conveys a wish to be elsewhere.

batshit eloquence 

When something expressed is so beyond crazy that it makes perfect sense.
As he stood on the street corner yelling out his innermost thoughts, the sheer batshit eloquence of it all swept me off my feet.

tariff sadism 

A tactical cornerstone of the Trump administration designed to convey protectionism while fueling his agenda of keeping the working poor on their knees.
In an obvious effort to redirect our attention away from his corruption, his true inner guiding principle of “let them eat shit” informs the tariff sadism he gleefully inflicts.

unfuckingforgettable 

Passionate slang description of someone or something so powerfully unique that nobody could possibly erase the memory.
That first kiss we had, right there in the front seat of your Durango, is totally unfuckingforgettable.

fluffy Jesus feeling 

A sardonic description of that comforting sense that Jesus approves of you no matter what you do.
I robbed that bank, terrifying the shit out of everyone inside, and then right afterward, a powerful fluffy Jesus feeling washed over me like a river of love.