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Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

you got nothin’ coming! 

Often repeated mantra of custody officers in response to requests from incarcerated folks.
Go back to your inmate hole, ‘cause you got nothin’ coming!

wire mesh mother 

A somewhat castigating reference to an entirely unaffectionate if not completely incapacitated parent who has been unable to create a bond with their child.
I used to watch my tiny little wire mesh mother, from a distance, as she scored meth at the corner near the liquor store.

little black dress 

Prisoners’ nickname for the humiliating above-the-knees safety suit provided to prevent suicide during the transition to the state nuthouse.
As he realized the little black dress was hugging him in all the right places, he suddenly felt like a million bucks.

green blimpsuit 

Derisive nickname for the jumpsuit worn by severely overweight custody officers in California prisons.
Lookout, here comes Big Nuts in his fashionable green blimpsuit!

orange pencil pecker

Stormy’s special secret nickname for the Orange One’s junk.
Well it looks like his orange pencil pecker has needed to take a bit of a break from all that fake news coverage.

jackalmind 

An intelligently opportunistic and predatory manner of thinking.
She is a very forceful person with jackalmind and she uses it to beat out her competitors.
jackalmind by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2019

death by rabbits 

A metaphorical expression describing any circumstance that just keeps growing in size or scope until it kills you.
His burgeoning gambling addiction was an unfortunate kind of death by rabbits type of thing.