Babysitter Poodles

Specially bred poodles who will babysit your children during the COVID Pandemic while you are at work.

These super-smart Babysitter Poodles can even make sandwiches and go to the store for you if you let them use your iPhone and do Apple Pay!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 10, 2020

blazin’ neon egomaniac

An egomaniac who makes other egomaniacs look like wallflowers.

Being friends with a blazin’ neon egomaniac is never really possible.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 07, 2019

rabbitmind

The mental state characterized by only thinking of rabbits and what they do.

Sometimes at stuffy staff meetings, our goofball colleague would go suddenly off the wall and allow rabbitmind to surface in some odd comment referring to rabbits.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 07, 2019

fake weather prediction

The mind boggling attempt made by 45 to convince Poland and the public that Alabama was in the predicted path of Dorian by extending the National Weather Service’s actual charted trajectory by using his trusty black Sharpie marker to lamely do so.

I cancelled this bullshit Poland visit and then made a very big Vegas bet online that Alabama would wind up in Dorian’s path and you fuckheads need to let me put this on the news to legitimize it, even if it is a fake weather prediction!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 05, 2019

secondhand eating

The term now commonly used to describe the reality of how humans eating livestock means that we are thereby eating all of the food and drinking all of the water that they are and the fact that they consume such a massive volume of food and water actually means that we are doing so, secondhand, and the term itself also implies that we are sustaining enormous damage by doing so.

There is absolutely no doubt that secondhand eating is more destructive to our health and our planet than secondhand smoking ever was.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 21, 2023

pot stupid

A disparaging term used to describe the impaired and generally short-sighted decisions made by folks who move through their lives powered by their dearly beloved cannabinoids.

I’ve watched closely as this profoundly pot stupid couple repeatedly elevates their sensory experiences above making meaningful plans that make any actual sense.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 10, 2023

Let George do it

A phrase meaning let somebody else take responsibility for something you would prefer not to do.

Let George do it, I barely have time to wipe my own ass with all the Netflix I been binging on!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 08, 2020