A highly common but regularly unreported injury resulting from the idiotic practice of attempting to cut your protruding nasal hairs with a regular pair of scissors while driving.
While driving to work I glimpsed the horrific cluster of abnormally dark hairs glaring back at me from my rear view mirror and panicked which led to the accidental nasal puncture which I sought to nurse myself as I considered the depth of humiliation I’d experience explaining it to the urgent care staff.
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The disgustathon lasted almost twenty hours and included the most prolific and talented nauseators on the planet.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 19, 2021
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by Dr Bunnygirl October 12, 2019
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She breathes new life into the tired old slogan, “finger lickin’ good,” because her repulsive chicken slime has so negatively impacted her coworkers that some have vomited from the sight and smell.
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Get the Zuckerhuckster mug.During the town’s annual Haagen Days celebration, my cousin was hospitalized for an acute brain freeze incident after ingesting about ten pints, back to back, in one of them there truly insane eat-all-you-can contests!
by Dr Bunnygirl November 29, 2019
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