Dr Bunnygirl's definitions

eau de flatus’

Pronounced roughly “o-day-flatoose,” it’s the high class term for a stinking fart.

Oh my dearest, most amazing love, is that eau de flatus’ I am sniffing here in our newest Tesla?

by Dr Bunnygirl September 6, 2019

nutplay

Usually surreptitious and gentle self-stimulation of the testicles, through a man’s clothing, either during absentminded moments or while regarding an attractive person.

During a fleeting moment of preoccupied nutplay, his partner glanced over and wondered what he was thinking.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 31, 2019

yap artist

Someone proficient at saying nothing of value while stringing so many meaningless words together it feels like your head might explode.

At a certain point during our dinner together, my mind unexpectedly replaced the voluminous verbiage of this yap artist with a pleasant low hum which in contrast was a seriously welcome relief.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 9, 2019

my sick package

Slang term to describe one’s own psychological damage, or “baggage,” along with one’s insightful recognition that it exists.

I’ve got my sick package and you’ve got your sick package.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2023

sickoworld

Slang term for someone’s inner world that is twisted and sick.

You can bet I’m not likely to vote for that extremist politician’s sickoworld.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 29, 2022

Lick my ass and thank you very much!

A foul and gritty phrase to use in a moment of totally déclassé behavior when you do not appreciate something that someone has said or done.

Although we are on the Jerry Springer Show right now, I realize you may still bleep me when I say, “lick my ass and thank you very much!”

by Dr Bunnygirl June 23, 2020

mystery squat

When you don’t know if you will shit or fart as you place your ass onto the porcelain throne.

After a certain age, it’s always a mystery squat.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 3, 2019