Dr Bunnygirl's definitions

Crone’s Disease

When a woman reaches an age where she no longer gives a rat’s ass if others find her appealing.

Clearly this one-time hottie is suffering from an advanced case of Crone’s Disease.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 9, 2019

co-piloting

A more polite word used to describe codependency.

Absolutely, my stepfather was co-piloting my mother’s life, it was like that from the very start.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 25, 2019

5 Stages of Trumpgrief

The worldwide grief process related to all of the losses we’ve been facing because of Putin’s Pawn having become the US President.

The 5 Stages of Trumpgrief are as follows:
1. Denial: in the beginning when none of us could believe it was really true.
2. Anger: soon after the Inauguration when we all realized he can’t think.
3. Bargaining: in our dreams we entertained the now absurd idea that Pence could be the better one to step in.
4. Depression: the point at which it became obvious that a mass clinical depression had kicked in and that it was time to stop watching the news altogether.
5. Acceptance: where we have all come to realize and somehow accept that so many US citizens across the income spectrum resonated with his lowbrow mafiosi thinking and white supremacist hatred of constitutional law and that the only thing we can do now is light a fire under ourselves to vote his dumb ass out of office.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 11, 2019

when pigs fly

A not so subtle reference to Attorney General William Barr flying all over the world to investigate “Deep State” politics and international connections to it.

Of course it is entirely improbable that Attorney Generals travel all over the world to look into screwball conspiracy theories, but AG Barr has made the improbable come true, so we can now say “when pigs fly” and really mean it!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 7, 2019

moneytard

Slang term used for someone who can’t manage their finances.

He’s a straight-up moneytard, he spent his whole paycheck last week on a 16” Apple MacBook Pro and since he can barely read or write, he doesn’t even do much more than search the web with it!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 21, 2020

bipolar bubbles

Term that describes those sudden eruptions of irritability and intense rage that occur suddenly, without warning.

Those motherfucking, wild-ass bipolar bubbles pop up out of nowhere and then take at least fifteen minutes to even begin to dissipate.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 28, 2019

Horrible Boy

A generically applied nickname for a person who is not easy to deal with due to a serious personality quirk or tendency.

We just call him Horrible Boy, he is both insufferably vulgar and entirely unrestrained, no matter where he is or who is present.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 17, 2023