Dr Bunnygirl's definitions

snake in the couch

An effective and often used method to drastically shorten the stay of unwanted houseguests.

My in-laws were coming to stay for a week so I picked up a terrarium and a large, non-venomous snake at House of Reptiles and released it into the couch in the front room which also happened to be their fold-out guest bed and as they walked through the door, my five-year-old son yelled out, “snake in the couch!”

by Dr Bunnygirl October 18, 2019

Bohemian Tragedy

A description of the rise of right wing elitists under whom we progressively lose access to our vote, our bodies, access to education and our freedom of speech.

The U.S. government is infiltrated more deeply by autocrats and corporations who are funding this Bohemian Tragedy.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 9, 2018

workplace apparitions

A phenomenon that occurs more and more frequently the longer you remain at the same worksite, an artifact of your cohorts retiring or dying.

This has been a very heavy week for workplace apparitions.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 1, 2019

livin’ the fuckin’ dream

When you are determined to “live the dream” but cannot afford to unless you nearly work yourself to death in order to approximate it.

I’m livin’ the fuckin’ dream and will make goddamn sure that y’all see me doing it.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 18, 2019

lick my clam

Kind of like “kiss my ass,” but a little more base or perhaps personal.

I have a novel suggestion: how would you like to lick my clam?

by Dr Bunnygirl September 12, 2020

suicide behind Barr

A “suicide” that takes place under the watch of United States Attorney General William Barr.

Epstein has become too dangerous to those at the top with the most to lose; suicide behind Barr is their only option.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 10, 2019

bail extortion

That point toward the beginning of the criminal injustice loop when money is essentially extorted from folks who must pay the piper for a chance to go home.

Once again I’m going through the process of bail extortion so I’ll need you to mortgage your house again, Mama.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 26, 2019