Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

death by cheesecake 

When a person commences to end their life gradually, by overeating.

Death by cheesecake is seductive because although each bite brings joy, it also brings a slow and painful demise.

death by cheesecake by Dr Bunnygirl August 4, 2019

Chunkytown 

A recently constructed town, adjacent to the eighties disco-town Funkytown, to provide housing for the aging cokeheads who are now fat and addicted to sugar.

Won’t you take me to...Chunkytown?

Chunkytown by Dr Bunnygirl August 3, 2019

Today’s Mass Shooting 

A term now commonly used to refer to a particular mass shooting in the United States since there is another one occurring every day.

“Today’s Mass Shooting” works well for our newspaper; we just keep recycling this term with each subsequent mass shooting.

Today’s Mass Shooting by Dr Bunnygirl August 3, 2019

mystery squat 

When you don’t know if you will shit or fart as you place your ass onto the porcelain throne.

After a certain age, it’s always a mystery squat.

mystery squat by Dr Bunnygirl August 3, 2019

grunt gamble 

When you place a bet on whether you have gas or need to take a shit.

Each time on the shitter is a grunt gamble when you get to be my age!

grunt gamble by Dr Bunnygirl August 3, 2019

saccharine compliment 

A sweet-sounding compliment that is entirely phony.

She landed a most saccharine compliment that was bought hook, line and sinker.

saccharine compliment by Dr Bunnygirl August 3, 2019

Tootie Fruitie Putie 

45’s secret code nickname for his good buddy, Vladimir.

How’s my Tootie Fruitie Putie today?

Tootie Fruitie Putie by Dr Bunnygirl August 3, 2019