microtastic

We looked forward to that concert all year but it was unfortunately microtastic.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2019
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Trump Hit

A special forte of the 45th POTUS referring to his method of precipitously cutting his once useful, “incredible” staffers and other lackeys out of his rarefied sphere and then characterizing them as entirely inept strangers.
It isn’t a full mafia hit, you see, it’s a “Trump Hit,” but initially it feels like you’ve been professionally slain; it’s only later that you realize you’re going to probably profit from this experience too, just like those who were on The Apprentice!
by Dr Bunnygirl November 20, 2019
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psychotherapish

An adjective describing an action or statement likely to come from a psychotherapist.
Won’t you please spare me the psychotherapish lingo?
by Dr Bunnygirl March 23, 2020
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brassiere masochism

A common female experience since many of us spend our days with our tits cruelly funneled into odd shapes and configurations.
My mom passed her brassiere masochism down to all of us who couldn’t wait to have perfect, perky ta-tas just like her’s.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019
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eat your head

When some subject completely consumes your mind.
You cannot allow the horror of this Trumpian Tragedy to eat your head!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 22, 2019
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Tyrant in Chief

An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS.
As he directed the National Guard to use teargas to clear peaceful protestors from his path to his church backdrop photo-op, the Tyrant in Chief will stop at nothing to hang onto power come the Presidential Election.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 03, 2020
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locked and loaded

A euphemism for preparing to cut a deadly fart.
I knew that familiar look passing across my husband of fifty years’ face; he was locked and loaded, so my defensive maneuver was to remove myself from his dangerous trajectory.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 20, 2019
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