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A descriptive phrase used to indicate that an organization is comprised of people who, as a collective, are entirely incapable of getting anything done that they set out to do because as a whole, they are completely incompetent.
I’ve worked for the state for much of my life and have experienced the obscene soup of incompetence that exists and which thereby wastes everyone’s hard-earned tax dollars.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2023
Get the soup of incompetence mug.Slang for an informal get-together of close female friends whereas they staunchly agree to attend without any makeup or styling their hair and they tend to show up in their most comfy sweats.
Sometimes there is that one vanity-driven person who comes waltzing in to hag night who has clearly broken the firm but unspoken rules requiring no primping and it is sadly something that keeps this socially maladroit person from any possible future invitations to hag nights.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 7, 2023
Get the hag night mug.Acronym for ‘Electronics Frustration Disorder,’ a serious affliction affecting a person’s frustration tolerance and capacity for impulse control, often leading to a complete psychological meltdown which is becoming increasingly common in our computer driven culture.
Fortunately I received a formal diagnosis of EFD from my psychologist so that I could write off the complete destruction of my computer equipment on my tax return!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 13, 2021
Get the EFD mug.A nifty phrase my always proper-in-public platinum blonde mother would use when sarcastically emphasizing to someone how truly little she was giving a shit.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 18, 2020
Get the Ask me if I shiv a git mug.A purely sarcastic response to seeing a lesbian couple, as though it is shocking, usually uttered by gay folk.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 6, 2019
Get the yikey dikes! mug.A term used for the wet dreams of the 45th POTUS over the insane amount of money he’s making while in office.
Yeah, I’m guilty of experiencing nocturnal commissions alright, although it’s less and less as I get older!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 1, 2020
Get the nocturnal commissions mug.A subculture cartoon hero who performs good deeds in the world using his exceptional gaseous emissions to do so.
I’ve had my encounters with Fartboy, he’s a helluva cool guy to hang out with if you’ve got a good gas mask!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 15, 2019
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