reach out and sue someone

The legal professionals’ mantra that is a clever twist on the old advertising slogan coined by AT&T in 1979.

California is the poster state for “reach out and sue someone” since it has more lawyers per capita than any other state.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 15, 2021

Starbigbucks

A derisive nickname for the overpriced habit of many workplaces drones who visit it daily, due to sugar addiction.

I’m makin’ a quick run to Starbigbucks, does anyone want me to get them anything to worsen their diabetes?

by Dr Bunnygirl September 03, 2019

buffalo bum

A condition describing the too often characteristic gamy and shit-encrusted ass crack of the North American male.

The stench was unmistakable and nearly intolerable, I had stumbled into a savage case of buffalo bum.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 04, 2021

maggot tourism

When communities use marketing strategies resulting in seasonal wall-to-wall tourists.

Our quaint little town is crawling with tourists every Summer; we locals call it maggot tourism.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 10, 2019

yap alert

When folks use multiple loud, yappy little dogs to protect their property and families rather than purchasing a security system.

Of course yap alert is a better system all around, you never have to turn it on or off.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 23, 2019

Coronadeathwish

The desire to end one’s own life by contracting the Coronavirus.

Having been suicidal for some time, he felt the allure of Coronavirus, thinking that acting on his Coronadeathwish could effectively pull him out of his miserable life and nobody would be the wiser.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 04, 2020

Yapper Zapper

A humane and highly effective stun-gun type of instrument that’s used to silence the highly annoying yapper next door who is the bane of your otherwise quiet existence.

I got myself a Yapper Zapper and was pleased to see that it gently ushers any yappy dog into a sudden and prolonged nap that is pleasurable both to the dog as well as to the entire neighborhood!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 12, 2021