hared out

Expression describing cowardice, using the idiomatic description of wildly and frantically hopping away, essentially suddenly disappearing.
Yeah, that crazy-ass muthafucka hared out before I could even ask him his name.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 02, 2019
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flatus interruptus

A method of stopping or interrupting one’s fart, mid-fart, for whatever reason.
I had been passing what may have been the world’s most noxious and protracted fart when my grandma walked in, so I employed flatus interruptus in an attempt to spare her!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 13, 2021
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fiber gummy nights

When you’ve eaten so many fiber gummies that your mate is repeatedly awakened throughout the night by the obscene flatulent hornblower blasts that rouse her from all possibility of sleep.
It’s these crazy, magical fiber gummy nights that keeps her lovin’ me!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 06, 2021
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porta-pottyphobia

A deep and visceral fear of porta-potties.
She found herself standing, drenched in a cold sweat, before a stinking pale blue porta-potty when she realized that her porta-pottyphobia had kicked in and caused her to feel that her feet were planted deeply into the earth so that she could not move them forward or backward; also her teeth were clacking together involuntarily as vomit filled her throat and she had a sudden, fleeting image of the terrible childhood incident that caused all of this to immobilize her so completely.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 21, 2019
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lardassing it

A pejorative expression used to describe taking one’s own sweet time, moving at a snail’s pace, really dragging one’s feet.
We stayed right up until the amusement park closed and then we were seriously lardassing it all the way to the exit.
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Kellyanne Conjob

An apt nickname for the Counselor to the President who has possibly told more lies than Putin’s Bitch himself.
She is the master comeback artist of all time, that blonde and dynamic circus-barker, Kellyanne Conjob.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 03, 2019
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Another day, another holler

A twist on an old saying that makes reference to the reality that sometimes needing to make that dollar can lead to shouting at the top of one’s lungs due to job performance burnout.
Well my dear, hard-working and highly devoted colleagues, here we are again; another day, another holler!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 02, 2019
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